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GD bathroom sink drain is stopped up but good, no drano or plunger or snake succeeded in un-stopping it, only thing left now is to disassemble the plumbing all the way down to the septic. damn it.

The sushi on my block isn't that good, so i have to walk for 3 minutes more to get good sushi.

Also, i have 4 pizza/kebab places in my neighborhood, sometimes i cannot decide on which to go to.

My problem is a classic first world problem: my weight. It's started going up a little and I'm struggling to get it back to where it was or at least in keeping it where it is now so that I won't become overweight... again.

^^^mee too.

propoganda

^ that's a problem everywhere but moaning about it is (not always first world but) a perk of living in a relatively free country.

'Insta Noodles' are fake advertised.

I have a real noodle recipe which takes less effort.

It's like 8 steps, not all very dyspraxic friendly steps either.

Delicious though. And I'm really proud of myself for preparing something which requires more than just microwave alone or kettle alone and a bit of a stir. A multiple step meal.

Djokovic beating Nadal, again! However, the top two guys did make the final. I wish it had been more competitive, though.

Still waiting for that silver toilet.

My muse wouldn't like it if I put the poster I want to put back on the wall on the wall and neither would any other woman I wanted to pick up.

But I've been waiting for ages to put it up and it cost me thirty quid.

Life would be easier if only people I disliked acted homophobic.

splashed stinky sink drain sewage all over myself.

Thinking about profound scientific topics and having no one who wants to listen because they don't understand what I'm talking about or don't see worth in thinking about it.

I have too much time to talk on the internet.

Tutor never emails.

I have social anxiety and that really hurts.

My 7-day trip to the Bahamas included 3 hours of negotiations to get out of a time-share contract.

Mc Rib combo only mediocre

my cheese wasn't cheesy enough today.