A mathematician, an engineer, and an economist were applying for the same job.
The interviewer called in the mathematician first. The interviewer asked, "What's two plus two?"
"Four," said the mathematician.
"You mean exactly four?" asked the interviewer.
"Yes," said the mathematician, "Two plus two is exactly four."
"Okay," said the interviewer, and called in the engineer.
"What's two plus two?" the interviewer asked.
"It's very close to four," said the engineer, "Just off the top of my head I'd say four plus or minus point zero one."
"Okay," said the interviewer, and called in the economist.
"What's two plus two?"
The economist got up and closed the curtains, then he walked to the door and locked it. He returned to his chair, then looked at the interviewer and said:
"What do you want it to be?"
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They murdered boys in Mississippi. They shot Medgar in the back.
Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
-Malvina