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09 Sep 2006, 7:20 am

The opposite of rightism

Why don't hot air balloons randomly pop?


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09 Sep 2006, 10:30 am

Because balloonists are boring people and have no sence of adventure.

How do you fit 100 college students into a Volkwagen??


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09 Sep 2006, 11:24 am

Maybe the college kids don't have to have their physical bodies put in the Volkswagon. You can do it at midday so that their shadows are inside of it.

What's the meaning of life?


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09 Sep 2006, 11:41 am

To live life to the fullest.

Why can't I drink Coffee without getting hyper?



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09 Sep 2006, 12:14 pm

Meybe you should switch to decaf.

does a bear poop in the woods?



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09 Sep 2006, 12:30 pm

They failed tiolet training.

How's Paris Hilton going to get out of her DUI???



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09 Sep 2006, 3:37 pm

With her money and connections.

WTF?



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09 Sep 2006, 4:21 pm

IDKTF!!

Why are'nt the oceans made of beer??



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09 Sep 2006, 4:29 pm

It used to be,
but all the alcohol evaporated.

What is IDKTF?



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09 Sep 2006, 4:38 pm

It's what the aliens in Close Enounters of the Third Kind really meant with their melody.
I D K T F

Why are bananas yellow?



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09 Sep 2006, 4:44 pm

All the other colors were taken.

Where is the end of the rainbow?



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09 Sep 2006, 4:46 pm

always there where I'm not.

where is the other side of the moon?



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09 Sep 2006, 4:47 pm

It doesn't exist. Whoa just got some weird thoughts about what if that's true.

What if the moon didn't have another side?



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09 Sep 2006, 4:57 pm

There would be a wormhole behind the moon, that brings you in no time to the nearest toilet. It was invented and placed there by the US government for the astronauts.

On which planet live the marshmallows?



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09 Sep 2006, 5:01 pm

Well, they used to live on Pluto,
until it was de-planetized.
Now they no longer live.

How did the Eiffel Tower get that shape?



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09 Sep 2006, 5:11 pm

(such a hard destiny for the marshmallows :cry: )
It used to be a huge spherical monstrous building, but it wasn't strong enough, so everything except for this form, fell down.

Are radio's radiant?