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If cows eat grass, why isn't their milk green?

Autism should be spelled oughtism.

Because everyone ought to be outistic!

If cows eat grass, why aren't there many cows stoned of the minds, and out on the roads of many countries?

Only you--yes, you, the person reading this--can prevent and stop forest fires. When a fire breaks out, the fate of countless lives is in your hands, and your hands alone. When that moment of truth arrives, will you become a hero of the people or watch the world burn? Only you know, only you.

To stop ads from bothering me, I'm going to disable the internet connection next time I go on the internet.

Wow, I can't believe there's like a thousand people in the world. That is a lot when you think about it.

Why don't people with a broken arm or leg just take the cast off while they have a shower?

You think you woke up from a dream inside a dream, but you actually dream up from a woke inside a woke.

You have nothing to loose, but your wokes!

Make War, Not Love! 卐

Crappy Valentine's Day!

Is that the real size of your stomach, or did you get it puffed?

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Wherever you are, that's where you'll never come back from.

Someone said to me, yet again, "I can't believe how cold it is today!", and I said, "I can."
They asked me why, and I answered "Because it's ALWAYS cold this time of year!"

People complain about the weather but they never complain about the universal atmospheric element compensator.

what does the doctor say to a hypochondriac who claims to have constipation?

ahh you're full of s**t!!

First, go up to a member of the opposite sex. Now ask them....

Do you want to f**k?