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Murihiku
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08 Jul 2013, 7:44 pm

Vagina dentata ... now there's a horrible Teeth Thing. :twisted:

Oh, to be a straight guy ...

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There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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08 Jul 2013, 7:55 pm

:roll:
Saying "Oh, to be a straight guy ..." sounded pretty gay.

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08 Jul 2013, 7:57 pm

Better gay than homophobic, shame on you!

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08 Jul 2013, 8:48 pm

Hey, Venger ... he called you a "homophobe"! !!

GET HIM!! !! !!

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09 Jul 2013, 12:09 am

What does the vicious clawed bird do? Sits back and stirs the pot. :lol:

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09 Jul 2013, 5:48 am

HerMajesty's moon is bigger

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09 Jul 2013, 9:29 am

Size isn't everything, you know. :shameonyou:

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09 Jul 2013, 9:37 am

As soon as there are tiny creatures in the picture, nothing else matters much anymore ..

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09 Jul 2013, 10:01 am

You're even tinier than Mjr!

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09 Jul 2013, 10:25 am

Small stars burn slower and live longer, despite the mighty glare from Look2x. :lol:

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09 Jul 2013, 12:05 pm

Mother tells me,
the immortal goddess Thetis with her glistening feet,
that two fates bear me on to the day of death.
If I hold out here and I lay siege to Troy,
my journey home is gone, but my glory never dies.
If I voyage back to the fatherland I love,
my pride, my glory dies. . . .

So you choose to live a long and dull, glory less life? Where is your heroism? Shame on you!

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09 Jul 2013, 12:17 pm

No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man's hour is come, be he brave or be he coward, there is no escape for him when he has once been born.”

― Homer, The Iliad

I like to take my time. :wink:

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11 Jul 2013, 9:03 am

O woman, woman, when to ill thy mind
Is bent, all hell contains no fouler fiend:
And such was mine! who basely plunged her sword
Through the fond bosom where she reign'd adorer!
Alas! I hoped the toils of war o'ercome
To meet soft quiet and repose at home;
Delusive hope, oh wife! thy deeds disgrace
The perjured sex and blacken all the race

- Homer, The Oddysey

One does not always get what one wants

Also, you women are eevil!

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11 Jul 2013, 9:26 am

Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.

Coco Chanel

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11 Jul 2013, 9:35 am

Finally: woman! One-half of mankind is weak, typically sick, changeable, inconstant... she needs a religion of weakness that glorifies being weak, loving, and being humble as divine: or better, she makes the strong weak--she rules when she succeeds in overcoming the strong... Woman has always conspired with the types of decadence, the priests, against the "powerful", the "strong", the men

Friedrich Nietzsche

Your turn!

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11 Jul 2013, 9:41 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.

Leonardo da Vinci

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