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Feels good to be up early.

And I certainly have a lot to look forward to <3

Summer break is almost here.

You don't look too happy about it.

Someone posted something on their facebook wall and it was on my newsfeed and it was a simple math problem and it said at the bottom 92% fail it. I answered 10 and surprisingly the answer was 20. I did the problem on he calculator and it also said 10. The insults I was reading to the problem were astounding and with someone with a learning disability who struggled through school, went to a elementary school that was behind in teaching math to students so we all learned stuff late, had to get help with almost every assignment in school because the work got too hard, school giving up teaching me math when I was in the 8th grade, all the negative comments were a slap in the face to people with disabilities so I deleted the whole thing off my wall by muting it and the future comments thanks to my social fixer I installed for facebook. I had enough of the drama and didn't want to see it anymore. I really wish people would think what they say first before saying it and not be all self righteous about it.

It's a nice day out there. I might walk to the store later on.

Aah, what a pleasant day!

My friends were hypnotized earlier this morning at an assembly. One thought he was taking a picture with Brad Pitt, and the other started laughing hysterically as soon as the hypnotist told him to.

Oh my!

Heh.

I also went to the evening assembly here at the school, and my friend volunteered me to get hypnotized. I can't remember doing anything but laughing really hard.

People said that I sprinkled "magic dust" on myself to make me fall "asleep," and that I fell so fast I hit the ground really hard. I was also told that I stole someone's keys...

Yikes! That musta been hecka crazy.

Once I get married, everyone, I will announce it to everyone here, and those who are from the greater L.A. area, or plan on coming around there for my wedding are free to do so.

In my dream world I have an on- call masseuse.

I just can't believe that one

i was going to buy a tape measure today, but it suddenly occurred to me ................ how could i be sure if it was accurate unless i already had a tape measure with me to measure it with ?
i then had the idea that i would use another tape measure of a different brand in the same shop to measure the accuracy of the the one i wanted to buy, but then it dawned on me that there could be a manufacturing collusion where all the manufacturers of tape measures agree that their tape measures should all be able to "authenticate" their rival brand's accuracy. in that way, they can all get away with shaving a few inches off each roll of tape, and no one would be the wiser ! !

there are many incidences where i am forced to think in a mundane way.
take (for example) the title "vacuum cleaner".
vacuums have nothing in them. they could not be "cleaner" than they currently are. how could one seriously advertise a machine using the terminology "vacuum cleaner'? that would imply that it does not even have to work for it to appraised as functional.

i know what real vacuum cleaners are by the way.