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08 Nov 2013, 5:49 pm

aussiebloke wrote:
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I was born in Australia.


you wish.


Actually I don't.


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08 Nov 2013, 5:53 pm

Sedentarian wrote:
aussiebloke wrote:
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I was born in Australia.


you wish.


Actually I don't.


perhaps when you join the workforce...


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08 Nov 2013, 6:18 pm

Nobody ever makes faces in a photobooth.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:32 pm

my alimentary gaseous emissions smell like the fresh breath of peppermint.



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08 Nov 2013, 6:32 pm

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Nobody ever makes faces in a photobooth.


Nor do they scream on roller coasters.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:44 pm

You can eat ass burgers at mcdonalds



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08 Nov 2013, 7:54 pm

You can swallow your chewed fingernails easily.


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08 Nov 2013, 8:39 pm

I smoke beer.



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08 Nov 2013, 8:40 pm

I drink smoke.



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09 Nov 2013, 1:42 am

auntblabby wrote:
I drink smoke.


smoked beer yes.


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09 Nov 2013, 1:43 am

I am well loved by my family.


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09 Nov 2013, 1:45 am

women want to get to know me.



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09 Nov 2013, 1:51 am

life revolves around relationships


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09 Nov 2013, 1:59 am

having some congenial company in the cold dark lonely night is a bad thing.



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09 Nov 2013, 2:11 am

I am a gumball machine.


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09 Nov 2013, 3:30 am

I am not disgusted by humanity.


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