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Raleigh
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14 Jan 2025, 10:39 pm

I invited my friend to dinner.
Let's call her Jane, for that's her name.
She arrived an hour late, the dinner was past it's best by then, having been kept warm all that time.
She explained she was late because when the other guests arrived to pick her up she was still to shower, ?moisturise? and dress.
Then she had to pack a change of clothing and shoes.
In case she had to stay the night.
(There'd been some storms throughout the day)
Anyway, the night was lovely.
I'm still not sure if I should be annoyed at Jane or admire her forward thinking.
(The change of clothes wasn't needed)


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15 Jan 2025, 12:31 am

Pardon me for being rude
It was not me it was my food
It just came up to say hello
And now it's gone back down below.


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15 Jan 2025, 1:46 am

I'm not an addict. I can quit whenever I want. :evil:


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15 Jan 2025, 3:00 am

^ that's what all the junkies say.


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15 Jan 2025, 3:02 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Pardon me for being rude
It was not me it was my food
It just came up to say hello
And now it's gone back down below.

Better out than in, I'm told.


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03 Apr 2025, 12:54 pm

My name is Den Dennis and I think it's a load of bollocks!