What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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Not really a dream but something weird happened last night. I was in bed with my eyes closed and not quite drifting off but relaxed when suddenly I had an image of a black dog rushing at me. It startled me so much I jerked. I looked up the symbolism and apparently the dog image is a positive one, unless it's black and looks like it going to attack you.

hey! i just remembered one of his stories, "we can remember it for you wholesale" - have you read that one? it was made into the movie "total recall." anyways, my dream was sorta a mix of "remember" and a few other stories.

mentally surround yourself with warm, lovingly pure white light, as you fall asleep. negative entities are said to not like such.

That reminds me of one of my freakier incidents years ago. I was dreaming an innocuous dream when suddenly I woke up and there (as best I can describe it) was a heavy dark cloud person on top of my chest. I "knew" it wanted to get inside of me (not sexually). I was still half asleep but I remember sending angry go away thoughts and it did. I thought that had only happened to me but I knew 2 other people that happened to. Each of these people told me their experience before I mentioned mine so I knew it wasn't a case of them just saying that. One of them had just lost her young daughter to a heart condition and when it happened to me it was shortly after my father died. Perhaps a sleep paralysis thing but I was able to use my arms to push the thing away.

I had quite a distressing dream the other night and it goes like this...

I was reading something in the newspaper about a girl who had an operation for something minor ended up dying because of complications and the nurses neglected her and left her for dead. And suddenly I was her, I was lying on a hospital bed on my own in an empty and quite lonely room with concrete coloured walls. There was an empty bed next to me used in my operation, with all the sheets on it and the instruments and machines as well. I kept opening and closing my eyes because I couldn't keep them open for long, somehow I knew I was dying and I shouted my mum "MUMMYYYY MUMMYYYY MUMMYYY!" and I noticed that I wouldn't move and my senses were dimmer. I forced my eyes open and saw my mum walking in, and was breathing fast and telling my mum I was dying but she said "you'll be fine, you look fine. Don't be silly" she wouldn't believe me. I was paralysed (real life sleep paralysis that was I could tell). The I stopped breathing for a while then I took one or two big breaths then stopped again and I kept going sleepy but forcing myself awake. The after a while I started to think that maybe I was dreaming, and hoped I was too. Then everything went black and I woke up really freaked out.

sounds like lucid dreaming of a sort, in that you had some control over it. the protective white light should be invoked ASAP after such an episode, at least to help you get back to sleep.

wow
again, i find the protective white light to be helpful at keeping the nasties away when i'm trying to fall back asleep after such a dream.

I almost didn't want to go back asleep after that. But after that I had a much more enjoyable one about a garden.

i hope it was the garden of eden, with eve.

Last night I had a dream where I was running in a track race. Everyone in the race was fighting and punching at each other including me until I awoke to a loud thud. I had swatted my water bottle off my nightstand. Also earlier in the dream, yet not at all related, I was explaining to someone how tadpoles grow legs and turn into frogs.

Last night i dreamed I was trying to get hired on at WalMart again. I was looking for a manager to talk to but they were hiding from me. Soon as I would see one & get close to em; they'd be gone & an associate would tell me to go to the other side of the store.
It would of been a nightmare if I dreamed I was working there again.

only a skelatal framework for this dream remains after getting distracted upon awakening. what i do remember involves a double-feature, starting with the first dream which was about me being on a reality tv program involving unwitting sociopaths who were fooled into believing they could rip people off in a department store over a period of a few days, when everybody was in on their pseudoscam from day one. when they were confronted with videotaped evidence of their perfidy, the first sociopath [a reddish-complected man with red hair and wearing reddish clothing] reacted with thinkly veiled anger and vague denials, which he thought were invisible under a facade of hip cool. the man was taunted by one customer with cutting comments about the man's over-inflated view of his own intelligence as well as his arrogant insistence that he did nothing wrong despite the blatant evidence- the customer said to him, "quit peeing on all our legs then telling us it's only raining!" the man turned red-angry and was about to go medieval when he was "evaporated" and replaced with a blonde zaftig woman sociopath who was dressed in shades of all-blue, who was allowed to do her thing for a few days while being recorded with a hidden camera, then when she was presented with the evidence of her misbehavior, she broke down and cried, screamed that it wasn't her, quivered and shook and turned all sorts of weird colors.

then the dream segued into another one in which i was a houseguest [barely above a squatter] among a bunch of bohemian types, and one day we decided to pile into the jalopy and head to the local high school that was having a reunion of sorts, even though we didn't graduate from this school we decided to crash the party, so to speak. after it was over [among the details lost when i was distracted], i was waiting in front in the bus pick-up lanes for the rest of my housemates to come meet me at the agreed-upon meet-up point, but they were nowhere to be found. then i saw this young girl with long blond hair wearing red sweater and red trousers, she was riding on a red 3-wheeled bicycle with a red trailer cart on the back, so for some reason i hopped on board the cart and off we went, the girl peddling down through a series of winding suburban lanes until we arrived at her house, and in her driveway she got off the bike, looked back at me with an expression which said "who the hell are YOU?!" then ran into the house while her father glared at me uncomfortably. i got the hint and got the hell out of there, laboriously trudging back the mile or so back to the high school, each step an ass-dragging ordeal.
upon arrival back at the school, it was mostly deserted 'cept for a few stragglers with no place to go. i thought to myself, "damn, they left me behind!" in the background, there was a song playing someplace, it was The Cars' "drive" ["who's gonna drive you home tonight"]. then i awoke.

I dreamed I was in the garden with my neighbours, and there was no awkwardness, so that in itself was weird. Then I had a vanilla bean pod, and I was breaking it into pieces and scattering it on the garden, and the next door's children went around picking them up. I had some expectation that they would sprout into skeletal soldiers like in Jason and the Argonauts, but they didn't. Then the neighbour was saying something about the Augean stables but I'm not sure what. Then I woke up.

I write all my dreams down, when I remember them. The weirdest dream I've had recently was about two weeks ago when I had this dream I was at my Mom's house and this girl was trying to stab me with a butter knife. Then we were sitting in the car and she was trying to reach for me but her arm was too short. Then I looked at her and she grew elephant ears. And then she was like "Saraaah, I'm going to eat you." Then my Mom poured Sprite on her and she melted.

I dunno. XD

I dreamed I was Philip Seymour Hoffman and I stole the sheriff's custom patrol car. It had his name 'Knowles' in big black letters down the side. I drove the car around inside a leisure centre, through corridors and gyms and squash courts and changing rooms, scattering people everywhere. Eventually the rooms and corridors got smaller and smaller until I had to get out and escape on foot. I Ieft by the rear fire exit. I was climbing the rear wall when I woke up.

maybe it was your dream consciousness expanding.