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superfantastic
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09 Sep 2006, 6:57 pm

Radiant and proud of it!

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Sweet_Angell
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09 Sep 2006, 7:07 pm

Your mom

Who wants some cookies

superfantastic
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09 Sep 2006, 7:09 pm

I do!
And probably 90% of everyone.

Will SweetAngell make us cookies?

VesicaPisces
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09 Sep 2006, 7:22 pm

I have no desire to become a cookie.

Why are circles round?

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09 Sep 2006, 7:25 pm

The points forming the circle were all alter-egos of the center, and they tried to run away from each other. At certain point they couldn't go any further, and the distances they could go were all equal.

Why are monitors shaped that way?

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10 Sep 2006, 3:19 am

Because it was the favourite form of Arnold Swarzenegger, when he invented the monitor.

Why do birds fly?

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10 Sep 2006, 8:50 am

because their feet get tired easily

where does the sun go when it sets

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10 Sep 2006, 12:51 pm

There where the fried chickens go once they die.

What do you get when you mix a crocodile and an elephant together?

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10 Sep 2006, 12:55 pm

A Crocophant!

What happens when you eat 20 apples a day for a month?

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10 Sep 2006, 1:16 pm

Your belly aches.

What makes an apple an apple?

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10 Sep 2006, 4:53 pm

The apple core. How could a pear have an apple core??

Why is it called a tooth brush instead of a teeth brush??

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10 Sep 2006, 6:34 pm

Because it was invented in Arkansas.

Why is cat food more expensive than plain canned tuna?

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10 Sep 2006, 6:51 pm

Because cats want to feel like they're worth more.

Why are cats considered clean but dogs are considered dirty, when they both lick their butt??

aspie4jc
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10 Sep 2006, 6:52 pm

Because dogs lick just about anything in sight.

If Earth is the Wrong Planet for us, what planet are Aspies from??

superfantastic
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10 Sep 2006, 7:48 pm

Planet Zeeky Boogy Dook

When will the Apocalypse be?

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11 Sep 2006, 3:32 pm

30 years ago, actually people are leaving in a dream, actually, WE in a nightmare.

Why can't fried chickens fly?

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