My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

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How could I get bored of THAT? So you can put away the cheesegrater now. I hope I've reassured you. I really do.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Ah, that's always good to know.


No-one can save you now, you are trapped in my lair foreverrrr.

Sarcasm Alert:

OH NO. WHATEVER SHALL I DO. THIS IS LIKE MY WORST NIGHTMARE AND STUFF.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

MWAHAHAHA
The nightmare has only just begun...

Darn.



By the way, I have two bags of chicken strips: One is 'Southern Fried' and one is 'Hot and Spicy'. Reminds me of Cornflake and MONKEY. Guess which is which. (Please guess right. )

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Am I hot and spicy perchance?

Ummmm... I cannot possibly guess.

Maybe Cornflake can figure it out. I know how hard it must be for you.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Southern, yes - but fried? I'd always thought "lightly boiled" or maybe "highly polished" if'n ah been near ol' Bessie on a Pledge binge.
But; how very dare you!
* pouts moodily *

(Moo-dilly? Sounds a bit bovine-related to me)

Well, you should feel glad you weren't labelled as 'Spicy'. God knows what connotations that could have!

(And don't you let Bessie hear about that bovine related talk, you know how jealous she gets. There'd be a riot at the farm, that's for sure.)

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Connotations? Moi?
One of Bessie's aunts is an old cow. Both literally and figuratively.

I don't want to be getting involved in any of Bessie's family fueds now, no thankyou.

And how old a cow specifically, you mean like old and scenile, or a wallet?

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Ol' Bessie all riled up, with slingbacks up round her ears and titties akimbo, is not a pretty sight.

Her blessed bovine aunt Ada is old, senile, deaf and incontinent. She's a poo-powered cloven geriatric with attitude but no teeth.
Don't mention the "W" word though - too many relatives are now in people's pockets keeping money warm.
She might just sit on you, and you really don't want that.

Who says being sat on by old cows doesn't do it for me?



Wait, hang on. That's just sick.... Best reply I could come up with though. Meh.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

You need help.