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auntblabby
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09 Apr 2015, 2:10 pm

you can fart and burp at the same time, and turn yourself inside-out in the process :bounce:

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09 Apr 2015, 2:14 pm

you can fart so strongly that you can move about by the power of propulsion

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09 Apr 2015, 2:16 pm

your farts are enough to make all plants within a five-mile radius wither

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09 Apr 2015, 2:18 pm

you can hoist yourself upon your own petard

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09 Apr 2015, 2:19 pm

your garlic breath can make pine trees all the way to Mexico whither

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09 Apr 2015, 2:20 pm

Thy Gorgon head is enough to make any person turn to stone.

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09 Apr 2015, 2:26 pm

you can clear tables with your burps

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09 Apr 2015, 3:43 pm

You urinate on everyone's plants in order to make people feel bad about themselves!

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09 Apr 2015, 3:56 pm

Your house is so dusty, even the cockroaches have asthma.

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09 Apr 2015, 4:12 pm

your cockroaches are all gray-haired. :bigsmurf:

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09 Apr 2015, 4:35 pm

you look like Chewbacca's and Jabba The Huts Love child

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09 Apr 2015, 4:39 pm

Your face looks like a Sea Cucumber trying to procreate with a Naked Mole Rat

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09 Apr 2015, 4:44 pm

I might slightly dislike you!

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09 Apr 2015, 4:45 pm

your peach fuzz is curly

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09 Apr 2015, 4:47 pm

you have such bad taste, you'd make a cannibal throw you up

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09 Apr 2015, 4:48 pm

You don't even lift a megapound

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