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17 Jan 2018, 6:11 pm

Why is it called rush hour when it's two hours and nobody's rushing?

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18 Jan 2018, 3:07 pm

Is referring to Canada as "The Great White North" racist?

Is preferring white clouds to dark storm clouds racist|?

Is liking the cream filling best in an Oreo cookie racist?

Is putting cream in black coffee racist?

Is calling it a blackboard instead of a chalkboard racist?

Is Snow White's name racist? Should she be called Snow Caucasian instead?

Was it racist of Snow White's biological mother to wish for her baby to have skin white as snow?

Is it racist of cats and dogs to hate each other?

Is preferring red licorice over black licorice racist?

When you're eating chicken or turkey, is preferring white meat over dark meat racist?

Is liking white bread more than whole wheat bread racist?

Is liking milk chocolate more than dark chocolate racist?

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19 Jan 2018, 10:11 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Is referring to...

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19 Jan 2018, 11:23 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

First, go up to a member of the opposite sex. Now ask them....

Do you want to f**k?

that does not sound like you ms rebel.

it is better to say "well i will f**k you if i a have an empty space in my itinerary, but you have not yet even bought a ticket in the raffle for my affection".
"but.....you're quite a fine little filly indeed....hmm. meaty hocks and a plump rump."

keep in mind that you have never met the person you are saying that to.

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22 Jan 2018, 1:56 pm

b9 wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

First, go up to a member of the opposite sex. Now ask them....

Do you want to f**k?

Who are you calling Ms?

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22 Jan 2018, 1:57 pm

Why are there more people who like Britain than there are people who like Germany?

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23 Jan 2018, 12:16 pm

It's not easy being a single teenage mother. Especially when you're an adult and don't even have kids.

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23 Jan 2018, 4:16 pm

There's so many dog training videos on Youtube but I can't get my dog to sit and watch them...

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29 Jan 2018, 4:03 pm

What do con artists do?

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29 Jan 2018, 4:20 pm

David Bowie actually lived on Mars for 10 years. That was his inspiration for writing Life On Mars

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29 Jan 2018, 5:14 pm

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus; how did they get to Earth?????

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29 Jan 2018, 5:48 pm

Do most people fall off of vines?

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29 Jan 2018, 6:39 pm

b9 wrote:

what does the doctor say to a hypochondriac who claims to have constipation?

ahh you're full of s**t!!

When I told my shrink I felt like a pair of curtains he just told me to pull myself together.

I went to see my shrink naked just covered in cling film / saran wrap - he said ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts"

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29 Jan 2018, 6:57 pm

If Schrodinger's Cat is a big-time felon, is it wanted dead and alive?

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29 Jan 2018, 7:27 pm

My teacher keeps putting kisses all over my school work, so I reported him to the police.

OMG my mum gave birth to my baby sibling today, can't wait to find out if I'm going to be a brother or a sister!

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30 Jan 2018, 3:25 am

Joe90 wrote:

My teacher keeps putting kisses all over my school work, so I reported him to the police.

that is an absolute classic. well done you.

anyway......

breaking news.... scientist left scratching their heads over flea outbreak.

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