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RIOT -- Three Day's Grace

my new endless loop

someday I'm gonna play that on guitar!

"The Pretender" by the Foo Fighters

No song but I'm listening to my cat grooming himself as he's streched out across my open dictionary. Every few strokes, he accidently drags his tongue across the page, making a sound scraping noise. It's sort of rhythmic, like song, maybe...

Hmm. That makes me miss my cat.

Toy soldiers by Martika

Captain - Frontline

*sings* Frontliiiiiiine, I want yoooo-ooo-ooo-oooo-ooouuuu....

“High Five Anxiety” by Nerf Herder

High five anxiety
High five anxiety
Don't raise your hand
Don't look at me
High five anxiety
High five anxiety
I'm not your bro and I'll never be
Don't want to play on your team
In your game
The last one picked
Hey loser, hey loser
That's my name
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me

Walking down the street
Can't figure out which side to pass on left or right
Can't merge on the freeway
Don't know when to go
When you see me there
Please don't try to hug me
Making me cry
Don't know how to do it
Did I say too much?

Don't want to play on your team
In your game
The last one picked
Hey loser, hey loser
That's my name
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me

Don't want your hate
Don't want your lies
Don't want your hot apple pies
Don't want your hug
Don't want your smooch
Just stay away you <bleeping> kook
Don't talk to me
Don't talk to me

Don't want your lies
Get away from me
Don't want your hate
Don't want your song
Don't want your Junior Donkey Kong
Don't talk to me...

“New Wave Girl” by Nerf Herder

Going back in time
To another world
Gonna find that place
Gonna find that girl
Don't want a hippie chick
Or a disco queen
Just want the girl from 1983

I want a new wave girl
I want a new wave girl
Oh, oh I want a new wave girl

Don't know what I'm gonna do
Without that girl from ‘82
Oh, oh I want a new wave girl

Clove cigarettes
Heaven seventeen
Cool places tonight
O.M.D.
Now I don't want my MTV,
'Cause the Real World I don't want to see

I want a new wave girl
I want a new wave girl
Oh, oh I want a new wave girl

I can't go on with her
Where's my Cyndi Lauper?
Oh, oh I want a new wave girl
New wave girl...

“Defending The Faith” by Nerf Herder

Long ago, we watched the videos
On Headbanger's Ball
That's where we learned it all

Wearing Spandex pants
Six-string Lasers in their hands
Synchronized Guitars
They laid out the master plan

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long
Fighting so hard
Victory will be ours

Defending the faith
We'll never surrender
Fighting so long
Fighting so hard
Marching into the future

Sitting on our bed
Hair helmets on our heads
Got no time for chicks
We're practicing our licks

We come from Albany,
Anchorage, and Milwaukee
To lead a rolling team
All wanting the same creed

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long
Fighting so hard
Victory will be ours

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long
Fighting so hard
Marching into the future

Now I'm a man
I'm playing in band
We drive around the world
In our rental van

We're coming to your town
To help you party down
But we'll be gone tomorrow night
Because we'll never stop the fight

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long
Fighting so hard
Victory will be ours

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long
Fighting so hard
Forcing into the future

“Pantera Fans In Love” by Nerf Herder

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love

What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
We are Pantera fans in love

“She's A Sleestak” by Nerf Herder

The whispers in the hall never bother her at all,
Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium,
Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her arm,
And the German homework is late again, oh no,

She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak

The neighbors are concerned about the bruises and the burns,
And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain,
And there's something wrong with the Johnson's lawn,
Someone says "Honey, have you seen the cats today?"

She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak

(These are the monsters that sleep within your minds)

Ich darf nicht essen die toten katzen,
Ich darf nicht trinken the blute aus der hamstern,
Ich darf nicht essen die toten katzen,
Ich darf nicht trinken the blute aus der hamstern,

Ich darf nicht essen die toten katzen, (Oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Ich darf nicht trinken the blute aus der hamstern, (Oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Ich darf nicht essen die toten katzen, (Oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Ich darf nicht trinken the blute aus der hamstern, (Oh oh, oh oh oh oh)

Oh oh, oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh oh, oh.

(These are the monsters that sleep within your minds)

“Courtney” by Nerf Herder

You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot girls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole

Courtney Love…don't throw it all away
Courtney Love…don't you go changin'
Courtney Love…Courtney, Courtney Love

I saw you in a movie…about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you <bleeped> Woody Harrelson in the Jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose

Courtney Love…don't throw it all away
Courtney Love…don't you go changin'
Courtney Love…Courtney, Courtney Love

Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love…sit on my face

Courtney Love…don't throw it all away
Courtney Love…what about me? I'm not gay
Courtney Love…Courtney, Courtney Love

Gold dust woman...
Never break the chain

“Fight For Your Right To Masturbate” by Nerf Herder

They put you down and call you crazy
Say "You're disgusting and un-cool!"
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
They called you "pervert" and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've got to fight!
Pass the acorn butter!
7-11…two for a dollar!

They say that you'll go blind
And your ruining your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight! Awww...

“Pervert” by Nerf Herder

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggie style

I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my Polaroid outside the bathroom door

I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

“For You” by Nerf Herder

I would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch Pac-Man fever too
I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrissey
And slain by Buffy every week
I would do anything for you

I would fight the Karate Kid
And I would get arrested on CHiPs
And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo
And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you