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30 Jun 2013, 3:28 pm

I gotta shave again.

I LOVE MY GAL!


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30 Jun 2013, 3:36 pm

I can't see me getting married any time soon.


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30 Jun 2013, 5:17 pm

jennyishere wrote:
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i love stickers. i like to see stickers stuck to things.
but i think that the coolest sticker i could ever see would say "i love stickers"


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A funnier car sticker one would be: "I f*****g HATE STICKERS ON MY CAR!"



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30 Jun 2013, 5:30 pm

How abut 'I _______ Hate People Who Read My _______ Stickers'?


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30 Jun 2013, 7:17 pm

I am so sweaty after a long walk.


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30 Jun 2013, 7:56 pm

My warning label: Sarcastic when provoked. Also sarcastic when perfectly calm.


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30 Jun 2013, 8:28 pm

I'm sweaty. Wow.


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30 Jun 2013, 8:58 pm

^How hot is it in Seattle right now? It's 94 down here, and humid. :eew:


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30 Jun 2013, 9:04 pm

87. Very sunny........ YOW!


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01 Jul 2013, 3:49 am

8) Poor you, I feels for ya. :sunny: whereas down here it wants to rain, we'll see.
Wales was a different story, ended up with US people in the local pub because of the Miami heat wave where they were.



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01 Jul 2013, 4:35 am

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:
^How hot is it in Seattle right now? It's 94 down here, and humid. :eew:


91 :|

i don't know if i have any right to complain, it's 120 in southern california, and I have an AC unit. I'd still rather it be like, 40, or something.


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01 Jul 2013, 6:11 am

today i saw hidden treasures of Afghanistan at the museum.

soo cool. So glad they survived.



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01 Jul 2013, 6:37 am

I'm off to work in about half an hour.



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01 Jul 2013, 8:48 am

Happy Canada Day Canadians! :)


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01 Jul 2013, 9:49 am

Tequila wrote:
jennyishere wrote:
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i love stickers. i like to see stickers stuck to things.
but i think that the coolest sticker i could ever see would say "i love stickers"



A funnier car sticker one would be: "I f***ing HATE STICKERS ON MY CAR!"


i only like sticker messages i agree with, and so i would be a hypocrite to wallpaper my car with such stickers, so i would go one step further and add the words " , and that is why this car is a rental" to make the sticker say "I f***ing HATE STICKERS ON MY CAR, AND THAT IS WHY THIS CAR IS A RENTAL", but i like brevity, so i now think that my favourite stickers would simply say "sticker".



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01 Jul 2013, 10:13 am

i spoke to a friend of mine last night, and during the conversation, i mentioned that i do not often bother to post serious things on wrong planet, and i referred to my contributions to this thread, explaining that they are usually absurd thoughts i had which i found funny during the day, but no one except for one person seems to get them.

then i told him a few examples, and he said that they are too cryptic for people to understand because he did not understand any of the examples i told him, and he said almost everyone would not bother to try to calculate the meaning behind my posts.

one example of a post i discussed was a number of pages back in this thread where i posted:

"i can not see what is wrong with the shape of pears"

no one responded and i asked him whether he understood the deeper, but absurd meaning in what i wrote, and he did not understand, and he has a very high IQ.

i told him that my post stemmed from a phrase i heard that went "it was good in the beginning, but then it all went pear shaped", whereupon i immediately thought "what is wrong with the shape of pears ?", then he got it.

he said i should preface my absurd contributions with some sort of descriptor, but i said that doing that would ruin the joke (for me).

i could add the fact that the world is pear shaped, and there was a song called "it's a beautiful world", but i like brevity, and so i think that absurd comments are better deciphered by those who have the interest to work them out, than by me. there is no eureka situation when one is foretold the meaning behind seemingly absurd comments.

disclaimer: this post is serious