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13 Nov 2013, 3:51 pm

I'm a werewolf.


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13 Nov 2013, 4:15 pm

I'm a warlock!


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13 Nov 2013, 4:29 pm

I'm a wizard.


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13 Nov 2013, 4:42 pm

I'm a goddess



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13 Nov 2013, 4:46 pm

I'm a dinosaur.


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13 Nov 2013, 5:13 pm

I'm a duck *quack!*


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13 Nov 2013, 6:36 pm

I am not autistic .


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13 Nov 2013, 7:41 pm

I do not have epilepsy.


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13 Nov 2013, 8:38 pm

If you need to go to the toilet but are too busy, you can always ask someone else to go to the toilet for you.



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13 Nov 2013, 8:51 pm

jk1 wrote:
If you need to go to the toilet but are too busy, you can always ask someone else to go to the toilet for you.

that reminds me of that old George carlin routine where he says, "I'm gonna take a s**t!" [other person says] "Don't take one of MINE! I only got two left and the weekend's coming up! why don't you go take one of your OWN s**ts?! you must think i'm MADE of s**t or something."



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13 Nov 2013, 9:17 pm

I will never go to the toilet again.


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13 Nov 2013, 9:24 pm

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13 Nov 2013, 9:55 pm

I am made of discipline.


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13 Nov 2013, 9:56 pm

I'm C. Montgomery Burns.


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13 Nov 2013, 9:58 pm

I'm best friends with C. Montgomery Burns.


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13 Nov 2013, 10:01 pm

what i'll do on rush limburger's tombstone will pass for flowers.