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deathchibi
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11 Apr 2009, 7:33 pm

Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.


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11 Apr 2009, 10:24 pm

I can squirt saliva from two salivary glands below my tongue.

Did you know that? :P



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12 Apr 2009, 12:07 am

*ahem* Dare I say.... "SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!! !! !" .. ?

:scratch:


Guess not.
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12 Apr 2009, 1:52 pm

^
I was thinking, you could.... um, always.... write it down and post it. (free hint #22). Um, maybe? But that's totally up to you, of course. :drunken:

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12 Apr 2009, 6:39 pm

"Robots are good. Robots don't think. Robots are used to repetition. Robots don't complain. Robots are little zombies."


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12 Apr 2009, 11:47 pm

im going to bed soon. :D


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13 Apr 2009, 12:18 am

Why is it that out of all the people in my family, I am the only one who doesn't have Easter Monday off? :evil:


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13 Apr 2009, 1:11 am

I love pickeled eggs w/beets. :hail:


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13 Apr 2009, 5:40 am

I like saurkraut.



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13 Apr 2009, 4:00 pm

I wonder if I should vote this year?



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13 Apr 2009, 4:24 pm

richardbenson wrote:
Bring forth the commencing days
An infernal saurian nemesis appears
The keepers of Earth
Inferior minions of draconian descent
Enforcing the rules of the ancient covenant
Blazing orb of the sun
Beating on a helpless Earth
The serpentine order shall no longer hide
The dimensional doors brings the gods to their side
Warm-Blooded sacrifice to appease the thirst of the creatures who've hidden for so long
A servant of the omni-dimensional
Tall and strange bloodthirsty sentinels
Sent to possess the hybrid creation
Dimensional domination
Keepers of the doorway between worlds
Patrons of destruction
Planters of ignorance
Breeders of malevolance
Sorcerers of possesion


That's so so cool! :) Did you write that yourself?


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13 Apr 2009, 5:08 pm

I'm really hungry. Again. Stupid hyper-fast metabolism...

Ever noticed that the second line of a keyboard spells 'ASD'?

I wish I hadn't noticed, I think of that every time I use a keyboard now.


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13 Apr 2009, 8:03 pm

im about to eat jalepeno lasagna! :rambo:



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13 Apr 2009, 9:59 pm

i wish i had a twin brother.



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13 Apr 2009, 10:11 pm

I wish magic existed, I would be pr0. :study:


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14 Apr 2009, 12:43 am

I wish I could afford to go hang-gliding someday. :chin:


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