What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I was in some kind of room, and me and my family were chucking old things away and doing a clear out of old books. In this room there was a sofa mattress and it was bit of a messy place, by a box I saw a pile of art books and loose sheets of paper. They were worth a lot of money and were drawn by an artist from some time in the olden days, but he was a controversial artist because he drew strange furry art or realistic animals in the furry style. On one cover of one book there was a white duck a little bit like Jemima puddle duck, I can't quite remember what the picture was but it was something a little bit odd. And then the other book and on the loose paper there were drawings of young chimps, all in that odd style. There was one I think wearing a dress doing some model pose with their arms round their head and leaning back, then there was one kissing another on one of the drawings and I was like "wtf is with this guy?" but still curious so I was going to investigate further. I took the books and papers to the sofa mattress but somehow I didn't get chance to read them and I was hiding them under a pillow. Some other stuff was happening with my family and something to do with the old books, I don't quite remember what. I only remember knowing that the works would be worth a lot at auction and I wanted to look at them to get a closer look into the weird mind of this artist. But I never got the chance to flick through the pages because there were too many interruptions.

These were the most bizarre dreams I've had in a long time.

First I had a dream that I was at my old elementary school (a common setting for my dreams as of lately). The students and teachers dressed me in a wedding gown and told me I was getting married. When I saw the groom, I was horrified to find out that it was my own brother. We started walking beside each other down a long and winding isle. The priest who was going to wed us turned out to be David Tennant. He said, "I can tell the two of you are uncomfortable with this. Just walk straight forward and don't look at each other and you'll be fine."

I then had a different dream about David Tennant. This time he was dating Catherine Tate (who played Donna in Doctor Who). She didn't know it, but she was pregnant with his child. She gave birth on the toilet and the baby clogged the pipe, so David called a plumber and he rescued the baby. It turned out to be a girl and David named her Chevrolet or "Chevy" for short.

Hmm, and then contracting again?

I dreamt about St. Albert. I'd never heard of him before. The dream seemed to be in Germany where it turned out he is actually from.

a jejune statement on my part- sorry.

Corridor
To walk along a corridor in your dream, signifies a transitional phase of self exploration. It signals spiritual enlightenment, emotional growth, physical prowess, new opportunities and mental passages in your life. The gymnasiums along the way indicate areas of your life in which it would be profitable if you could apply what you have learned thus far. the locker [changing] rooms indicate a need to cool off or put some distance between you and something in your waking life that is stressing or overstimulating you.
If you are walking through a long corridor, then it represents your desperation in trying to escape a repetitive situation or some behavior patterns. You need to free yourself of this repetition. Alternatively, it symbolizes the choices and options that are available to you. The shrinking dimensions of this dream space symbology of your life, indicates that you are getting older and that you may feel your options are becoming fewer [especially in the mating game], which makes you feel you are racing against time. You have a lot of things to consider. The shrinking space you were rampaging through also indicates a possible pun on the slang term for psychiatrist/ologist, i.e., "shrink" - indicating that maybe a chat with a professional in this regard might be therapeutic for what is ailing you in waking life.
Fire Escape
To see or use a fire escape in your dream, suggests that you need to distance yourself from a harmful or discouraging situation. You need to give yourself space, breathing room to reassess your life up to this point.
Walls To see a wall in your dream, signifies limitations. obstacles and boundaries. There is a barrier obstructing your progress. Alternatively, the wall indicates that you are too accustomed to your old habits and way of thinking. You feel stuck.
To dream that you climb over a wall, suggests that you are able to confront tough obstacles and get around barriers with success and ease.
Police Car To see a police car in your dream, indicates that help is on the way for you. You are experiencing some inner turmoil and the fact that you commandeered the sheriff's patrol car means you are proactive about your own mental health and don't want to wait until you need intervention. The name "Knowles" may be a way of indicating that you find answers in accumulating more knowledge/wisdom in general, and that this knowledge will be your savior.
Actor/Actress
Tosee an actor or actress in your dream, represents your pursuit for pleasure. Your admiration of a particular celebrity may lead to a desire to have some of their physical or personality traits. Consider also who this actor/actress is and what characteristics you associate with him or her. These may be the same characteristics that you need to acknowledge or incorporate into yourself. The dream may also be a pun on his or her name.
To dream that you are an actor, denotes that your hard work and labor will be well worth it in the end. It also indicates your strong desires to be recognized and acknowledged. Perhaps you are putting too much emphasis on your outward appearances. Or perhaps you are putting on an act or a facade.

I can't get this one out of my head and I had it months ago.

My dingle had another hole towards the top just a few centimeters north of the original hole. It was normally closed but you could easily open it with your fingers. You could see within it some veins and sinew and there were two brown nodes what were wrinkly or just consisted of wrinkle-like features. They were dark brown and had a black or darker brown underneath. The only things I could equate them to would be some kind of gland or structure in the brain.

It was weird

Interesting!

I think my dream last night involved hugging or holding someone, though the details have left me. I don't often hug in my dreams (or real life, for that matter), so that's a bit weird.

Could it suggest that you've been thinking with your dingle of late?

auntie, I really appreciate your dissecting my dreams for my elucidation like this. Thank you so much!

I had a dream in which I made sexy time with a friend. And it was a good dream

the dream i had last night which i dimly remember was that i was in some place where smelly oysters were the only thing on the menu and i became belligerent.
i remember that i raised my eyebrows and they went over the the top of my head and wound up in the middle of the back of my neck, and i was ready for an argument but it never happened because the dream dissolved.

i wouldn't mind having a dream where i had two stoutly-functioning "dingles" along with fun places to put 'em both.

bowing- you're quite welcome

anyways, i had a really nice [well, a relatively nice] dream about going out on a test drive, in a late-model gray/blue mercedes-benz e-class diesel sedan, which had the usual mercedes niceties such as the primo suspension which totally filtered out any road noise and bumps/ruts, the nice tasteful-yet-cushy interior which in my car was dark blue and walnut, and very comfortable orthopaedic seating. the diesel engine was very refined, with hardly any noise and no smoke or cackling typical of the breed. my older sister was along for the ride, sitting in the back seat, and my late father was in the passenger seat. only problem was that it was a manual "5-on-the-floor" shifter, not an automatic, so i had to work the clutch/brake/gas pedal and shifter, which for me was something that took much effort, and every time my father sitting next to me would chat, i'd lose my mental train and either forget to shift or else i'd put it in the wrong gear. we went on a long pleasurable drive through the hills and valleys and streets of tacoma, washington, on highways and byways in the countryside. what fun. 'cept for the shifting. when we got back to the house, with me still possessing the car, i was wondering how i was going to pay for it. yes, i wanted it that badly, i'd always wanted to drive a mercedes sedan. such cush. anyways, i woke up before long.

I knew someone would go there.

Well, it's a pretty obvious connection to make. Or maybe it's about storing walnuts in it?

a very short but repetitive one- i dreamt i was sitting at a kitchen table, with a can of stewed tomatoes in front of me, whose label said "leggy tomatoes"- which must be my dreaming brain's best attempt at Libby [a brand of canned food]. suddenly the can opened itself and out popped a bunch of animated tomatoes with stick-figure legs on them. each tomato climbed up out of the can one by one, then assembled into a formation "riverdance" style on the table in front of me, then started tap-dancing while swinging little canes just like the planters peanut fella. then my bladder awoke me and so i got up and emptied it and went back to bed, and as soon as i fell asleep the tomato dream resumed where it had left off. strange.