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11 Sep 2006, 3:39 pm

The oil used for frying ruins their wings.

How do erasers erase?

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11 Sep 2006, 3:53 pm

Well, they do a bit of this, then a lot of that, and then pang, they erase.

Why are airplanes not made of air?

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11 Sep 2006, 4:48 pm

Because people would all fall off, and they usually don't appreciate that.

What's your favorite band right now (just pick one!)?

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11 Sep 2006, 11:22 pm

Rubber band (stupid answer)

What would Flying Spaghetti Monster do??

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12 Sep 2006, 9:17 am

He would do the right thing, I'm sure of that.

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12 Sep 2006, 10:33 am

why don't woodchucks chuck wood?

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12 Sep 2006, 11:40 am

They don't. They chuck nuts, and I'm unsure about the condition of their wood.

Why do cats stare at us for hours?

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12 Sep 2006, 12:00 pm

Because they have SFA to do.

Why does my dog bark at everyone that walks past our house?

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12 Sep 2006, 11:26 pm

Because dogs have bad manners.

What is the square of the hypotonuse??

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13 Sep 2006, 7:16 am

Tiananmen.

What exactly are you* rebelling against?

*you being anyone

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13 Sep 2006, 6:46 pm

Individuality

Why did you get out of bed this morning?

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13 Sep 2006, 7:05 pm

To go to school... ugh... 5:30 am.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

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13 Sep 2006, 7:08 pm

this morning.. I was so proud of myself for remembering

how many shades of grey are there??? and do they all have names? (two for one)

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13 Sep 2006, 7:41 pm

.

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13 Sep 2006, 7:48 pm

The answer to the question is 42.

Why are you people so in love with this 'rationality' crap, anyways?

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13 Sep 2006, 8:21 pm

Because, as someone's sig says, "I don't want to believe, I want to know" (Carl Sagan). Great quote.

Why are sigs here?

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