My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

Page 43 of 89 [ 1424 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46 ... 89  Next

rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 3:19 pm

Would you like to sit on me to make it all better? :P


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

13 May 2011, 3:29 pm

Oh well I never!
Image


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 3:44 pm

Nice pic. Lookin' real purdy. I can't wait until the maid comes out to milk you, ahhhh yeah. 8)


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,346
Location: Over there

13 May 2011, 3:45 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Who says being sat on by old cows doesn't do it for me? :wink:
Well, we'll never know (mercifully), 'cause Ada she done got bored a-waitin' and staggered off to play with ol' Bessie.
(nurse, bring the screens. For the love of God woman, quickly - the screens!) 8O


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

13 May 2011, 3:49 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Nice pic. Lookin' real purdy. I can't wait until the maid comes out to milk you, ahhhh yeah. 8)


Why the maid? Are you implying I'm a lesbian? :P


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 4:02 pm

Cornflake wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Who says being sat on by old cows doesn't do it for me? :wink:
Well, we'll never know (mercifully), 'cause Ada she done got bored a-waitin' and staggered off to play with ol' Bessie.
(nurse, bring the screens. For the love of God woman, quickly - the screens!) 8O


Erm.... You mean play in an innocent way? Or plaaaayyyy play, as in the naughty "tee hee" rather different way that adults sometimes like to play? If it's the latter, then yes, please get the screens. Or just gouge my eyes out pronto!



(I thought Ada was Bessie's aunt! 8O )


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 4:04 pm

MONKEY wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Nice pic. Lookin' real purdy. I can't wait until the maid comes out to milk you, ahhhh yeah. 8)


Why the maid? Are you implying I'm a lesbian? :P


I hope not. Otherwise I would have a lot of explaining to do to you........


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,346
Location: Over there

13 May 2011, 4:13 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Erm.... You mean play in an innocent way?
Oh dear me no. "Would that it were, Stephen; would that it were".
I mean in an oiky-mooey polish-swigging fart-lighting tap-dancing sort of way.

Quote:
(I thought Ada was Bessie's aunt! 8O )
She is indeed.
And?
(Mah gurls sure are friendly. And talented: a tap-dancing cow and pig act? Come on, that's good stuff!)


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

13 May 2011, 4:19 pm

rabbitears wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Nice pic. Lookin' real purdy. I can't wait until the maid comes out to milk you, ahhhh yeah. 8)


Why the maid? Are you implying I'm a lesbian? :P


I hope not. Otherwise I would have a lot of explaining to do to you........


:lmao: You would too.


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 4:25 pm

Cornflake wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Erm.... You mean play in an innocent way?
Oh dear me no. "Would that it were, Stephen; would that it were".
I mean in an oiky-mooey polish-swigging fart-lighting tap-dancing sort of way.

Quote:
(I thought Ada was Bessie's aunt! 8O )
She is indeed.
And?
(Mah gurls sure are friendly. And talented: a tap-dancing cow and pig act? Come on, that's good stuff!)


And there's me getting all the wrong ideas from what you wrote previously.... :roll: Will I ever learn??


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 4:31 pm

MONKEY wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Nice pic. Lookin' real purdy. I can't wait until the maid comes out to milk you, ahhhh yeah. 8)


Why the maid? Are you implying I'm a lesbian? :P


I hope not. Otherwise I would have a lot of explaining to do to you........


:lmao: You would too.


I would also have some self-conscious concerns as to whether you thought I was a woman.


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

13 May 2011, 4:34 pm

rabbitears wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Nice pic. Lookin' real purdy. I can't wait until the maid comes out to milk you, ahhhh yeah. 8)


Why the maid? Are you implying I'm a lesbian? :P


I hope not. Otherwise I would have a lot of explaining to do to you........


:lmao: You would too.


I would also have some self-conscious concerns as to whether you thought I was a woman.


What, you mean you're NOT? 8O


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,346
Location: Over there

13 May 2011, 4:54 pm

rabbitears wrote:
:roll: Will I ever learn??
Evidently not just yet, but I'm sure Bessie will oblige.
* evil cackle, twirls moustache etc *

PS: bring a can of "Mr. Sheen". Ol' Bessie she love you long time. :lol:


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 4:57 pm

Sorry MONKEY, I know I haven't much downstairs and rather too much upfront, but a man I am.

(I'll understand if you want to leave me now :P )


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


rabbitears
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,398
Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.

13 May 2011, 5:01 pm

Cornflake wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
:roll: Will I ever learn??
Evidently not just yet, but I'm sure Bessie will oblige.
* evil cackle, twirls moustache etc *

PS: bring a can of "Mr. Sheen". Ol' Bessie she love you long time. :lol:


And once more you prove yourself to be a deeply disturbing individual.... :lol:

Tell Bessie I love her too, just not in that sorta way.... But I'll take the can of Mr. Sheen though, my table desperately needs cleaning.


_________________
:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

13 May 2011, 5:04 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Sorry MONKEY, I know I haven't much downstairs and rather too much upfront, but a man I am.

(I'll understand if you want to leave me now :P )


Nooooo!! !
How could you trick me with your big man tits? :P


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.