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22 Aug 2011, 7:28 pm

There are some pig organs poking their way through the cracks in my walls.

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I regularly abduct extraterrestrial aliens for vivisection and experimental breeding.

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when i was cleaning behind some furniture, i found an invisible portal into an alternate dimension- i inadvertently stuck my head through and got sucked into a dark flatland- i fell hard and bounced off a hard horizontal plane and bounced back through the portal into the 3rd dimension, never to return. whatever i smushed when i hit the flatland was hard to wash off my skin. it was scary. i nailed some boards over the invisible hole so it can't happen to me again.

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23 Aug 2011, 5:08 am

There is a small herd of Llamas in my kitchen.

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23 Aug 2011, 5:12 am

Cornflake wrote:

There is a small herd of Llamas in my kitchen.

I'm occasionally inhabiting the body of one of those Llamas.

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23 Aug 2011, 5:13 am

I am not going to spend all day baking and cooking. ^__^

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23 Aug 2011, 5:14 am

i'm dating a hybrid. :alien:

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23 Aug 2011, 5:16 am

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23 Aug 2011, 5:17 am

emlion wrote:

I am not going to spend all day baking and cooking. ^__^

WATISH!

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23 Aug 2011, 5:18 am

blitzkrieg wrote:

emlion wrote:

I am not going to spend all day baking and cooking. ^__^

WATISH!

lol wut?

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23 Aug 2011, 5:19 am

emlion wrote:

blitzkrieg wrote:

emlion wrote:

I am not going to spend all day baking and cooking. ^__^

WATISH!

lol wut?

Whipping sound. Housewife. Your boyfriend will be happy?

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23 Aug 2011, 5:21 am

blitzkrieg wrote:

emlion wrote:

blitzkrieg wrote:

emlion wrote:

I am not going to spend all day baking and cooking. ^__^

WATISH!

lol wut?

Whipping sound. Housewife. Your boyfriend will be happy?

Oh. I see. ^__^
I love being a housewife and making the house pretty.
I do it for me first, then for him.

(oh wait thats not a blatant lie, thats true :lol:

)

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23 Aug 2011, 5:22 am

emlion wrote:

blitzkrieg wrote:

emlion wrote:

blitzkrieg wrote:

emlion wrote:

I am not going to spend all day baking and cooking. ^__^

WATISH!

lol wut?

Whipping sound. Housewife. Your boyfriend will be happy?

Oh. I see. ^__^
I love being a housewife and making the house pretty.
I do it for me first, then for him.

(oh wait thats not a blatant lie, thats true :lol:

)

Ahaha.

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23 Aug 2011, 5:23 am

Blitz does not derail threads. :wink:

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23 Aug 2011, 5:24 am

blitzkrieg wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

There is a small herd of Llamas in my kitchen.

I'm occasionally inhabiting the body of one of those Llamas.

That'll be the one staring suspiciously at the vole cupboard.

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