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31 Oct 2013, 5:36 pm

Lucy: I got a popcorn ball!

Kid 1: I got a fudge bar!

Kid 2: I got a pack of gum!

Charlie Brown: I got a rock.

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01 Nov 2013, 3:57 pm

Hey, look! My L.A. Kings half-season tickets came!

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01 Nov 2013, 4:07 pm

You wanna know why I didn't call the guy? I'll tell you why I didn't call the guy. BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO CALL THE GUY! It's a simple adjustment that any idiot can do, and yes, I know this idiot fell off the roof, but it was after I fixed it all by myself, NO GUY!

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01 Nov 2013, 4:12 pm

Coffee is the solution to all of life's problems.

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01 Nov 2013, 4:15 pm

There's hair in this tuna fish...I like it!

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01 Nov 2013, 4:24 pm

Is it 4/13 yet?

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01 Nov 2013, 4:32 pm

Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away. When the mirror crashed, I called you, and turned to hear you say "If only for today, I am unafraid."

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01 Nov 2013, 5:18 pm

"Hit Man is a Jay Wolpert production, in association with Metromedia Video Producers!"

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01 Nov 2013, 5:22 pm

For a longer life, avoid alien assassins.

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01 Nov 2013, 5:23 pm

You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it. Simple as that. I swear, I'll pee on your carpet. Please, please, please, throw the ball. Shut up and throw the ball. Am I alone here? Am I all by myself? Am I in ANOTHER UNIVERSE?

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01 Nov 2013, 10:07 pm

Los Angeles: City of Angels.

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02 Nov 2013, 9:27 am

(When Sabrina and Salem go into the kitchen and see the baby she's watching)

Sabrina: Okay, now what do I do about this?

Salem: Dear lord! You picked up a guy at the bus station!

Sabrina: No, it’s the baby I’m baby-sitting for. He’s fourteen months old, something happened to him.

Salem: Do I smell teen witchery?

Sabrina: Salem you’ve gotta help me. We’ve gotta change him back before his parents come home and prosecute.

Salem: What do you want me to do? I’m a cat, go talk to your aunts.

Sabrina: They’re at my school, I can’t bring him there. Can you watch him?

Salem: I suppose...

Sabrina:' Thanks, I owe you one.

Rudy: (When Sabrina puts Salem on the table) Horsey! Ride Horsey!

Salem: Get him off me! Get him off of me!

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02 Nov 2013, 3:03 pm

A french dip sandwich in Los Angeles always makes me smile.

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02 Nov 2013, 3:08 pm

Kid: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Mr. Owl: Let's find out. A-one, a-t-whoo, a three...(CRUNCH!) A-three.

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02 Nov 2013, 3:11 pm

I like a good bottle of Diet Coke, even in Hawaii.

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02 Nov 2013, 3:28 pm

I don't care what's down below, let it rain, let it snow. I'll be up on a rainbow, sweeping the clouds away.

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