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“Love Sandwich” by Nerf Herder

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad, yes you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami,
And no corned beef on rye
Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

This ain't the kind of snack
That you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
‘Cause baby, you haven't had nothing ‘til you've had my miracle whip

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the
Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah!

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout
The funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread
And you're the meat, b***h!

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh

“High School” by Nerf Herder

Don't bother going to class,
‘Cause nobody cares if you cut
And its not smart to experiment,
With Ben Gay on your nuts

If you ask her out and she says maybe,
What she really means is no way
And if you try jerking off behind the backstop,
The team will be playing that day
(oh god)

These are the things,
I wish I knew,
These are the things,
I wish I knew, in High School
Yeah…these are the things,
I wish I knew, in High School

Don't call the head jock a fag,
Even if it's true
And don't hold our for that one special girl,
‘Cause she'll never have sex with you
(no way)

These are the things,
I wish I knew,
These are the things,
I wish I knew, in High School

Don't let 'em see you cryin,
No matter how it hurts
And nobody ever got laid,
‘Cause they were wearin' a Rush t-shirt

These are the things,
I wish I knew,
These are the things,
I wish I knew, in High School
Yeah…these are the things,
I wish I knew, in High School

How beautiful are the feet of them, choir and orchestra of Pro Christe, Timothy Dean conducting, by Handel.

“Down On Haley” by Nerf Herder

Down on Haley, Haley Street
Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
You never know just who you'll meet on Haley
Crack dealer looks out his door
Winks his eye and waves to his whore
She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley

You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro

Tattoo parlor, why don't you hang out?
Let 'em show you what it's all about
We're gonna help you work it on out on Haley
Don't need no license don't need no subpoena
You can hook up with your favorite “gina”
Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley

You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Goin’ down, down...on Haley
Goin’ down, down...on Haley
Goin’ down, down...on Haley
Goin’ down, down...on Haley

“Golf Shirt” by Nerf Herder

I'm not the one you dream about
And I'm not the one you can't live without
I'm not the one who you wanna see
I'm not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt

I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker
I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back
When all that stuff went down
I'm not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
I sat in my room, scoring with Ms. Pac-Man

And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt

No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah
No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah
No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah
No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah

“Sorry” by Nerf Herder

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty…oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty…oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

“Easy Mark” by Nerf Herder

Yeah she ... she's bustin' out
Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio

She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
She's an easy mark
She's an easy mark

Yeah he : he's got a master plan
Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot

He gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
He's an easy mark
He's an easy mark

She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill
He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
You gotta love her

Yeah she : she doesn't wanna change this time
There's a hunger in her soul for tater-tot casserole
With the crispy on the outside

She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
She's an easy mark
She's an easy mark

I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world
I hate this world, this <bleeping>world

“Van Halen” by Nerf Herder

I bought 'Van Halen I'
It was the best damn record I ever owned
TG&Y 1978
Two-hand tapping guitar technique really got me off
Eruption yeah, ain't talkin' 'bout love, I'm on fire

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil

I bought 'Women And Children First'
'Fair Warning' and 'Van Halen II'
Dance the night away
'1984' my favorite record yeah I wore it down
Might as well jump
Might as well jump

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil

Is this what you wanted, Sammy Hagar?
Sammy Hagar, is this what you wanted, man?
Dave lost his hairline, but you lost your cool buddy
Can't drive 55
I'll never buy your lousy records again
Again, again, again, never again:

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump

“Diana” by Nerf Herder

I saw her at the club
She was standing with the French girl
Bonsoir joulie poupe'e
Yeah she had a beautiful smile
And they met at face to face
Went back to his place, she sat on his face
And now it's history, the rest is history
She sat on his face and the rest is history

That's why he cried
He lost, he lost everything
That's why he cried
He lost it all
He lost it all to Diana (Diana)
Part German, part Hispanic
Diana (Filipino)
Diana, where did you go?

I saw her downtown
She was hanging with The Cougar
She was hanging out with Steve and that was where she wanted to be
She was workin' at the place…where they sell…veal parmesan
Now she's gone, now she's gone, yeah she's gone oh so gone

That's why he cried
He lost, he lost everything
That's why he cried
He lost it all
He lost it all to Diana (Diana)
Part German, part Hispanic
Diana (Filipino)
Diana where did you go?

“Nosering Girl” by Nerf Herder

I…I met a girl
She was standing on the dance floor of the club
She was a very, very pretty girl
So I went up and talked to her
And when you share your thoughts with someone you feel close to them

Nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you

Yeah she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes
And a Dalmatian jacket (Dalmatian jacket)
And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for
No more salami
No more steak or potatoes
Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store
And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush and ricecakes, ricecakes, ricecakes

Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you

As it turns out, she was the cousin
Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve, my very good friend Steve
But she didn't like me
She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak (freak)

Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you

“Annalee” by Nerf Herder

Wearing flash pants and her streetwalker shoes
Walkin' downtown with a pocket full of blues
She's the one you want so much
She's the one you can, you can never touch

Here comes Annalee
Annalee yeah, here comes Annalee

Standing on the corner you see her cuttin' a deal
Windows rolled down you can't believe she's for real
She's the one it ain't no joke
She's got lips…lips just like Cherry Coke

Here comes Annalee
Annalee yeah, here comes Annalee

“You’re Gonna Be The One Who’s Sorry” by Nerf Herder

Got a new job at a radio station
But that won't help you at all
40,000 watts of maximum rock
But that won't help you at all
You think you've got everything, but I've got news for you
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You're gonna be the one who's sorry

You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend
But she won't help you at all
Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen
But that won't help you at all
You think that you've got it made, but you've made one mistake
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You're gonna be the one who's sorry

The free paper calls you a local celebrity
But that won't help you at all
You're such a big big deal, you get in the clubs for free
But that won't help you at all
You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You're gonna be the one who's sorry

“I Only Eat Candy” by Nerf Herder

I don't kill and I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I don't eat meat
And I don't eat vegetables, no, no, no

'Cause I…only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I…only eat candy…my friend
I only eat Candy

I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old jesus
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve, no, no, no

'Cause I…only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I…only eat candy…my friend
I only eat Candy
I'm angry!

'Cause I…only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I…only eat candy…my good friend
Oh…I only eat Candy
Yeah!
The longest ... line

"Book of Shadows" by Threefold
on Sirius Spa73 on my DishNet receiver.

Rejuvenated by Adeem