25 Apr 2020, 2:30 pm
Darmok wrote:
This is the key to my robust health.
Wonder if I can get those on the NHS?
25 Apr 2020, 2:31 pm
25 Apr 2020, 2:37 pm
25 Apr 2020, 2:53 pm
That one works too! 
Better set the muckspreader to maximum range 
25 Apr 2020, 3:01 pm
Karamazov wrote:
^ aren’t you worried you’ll make the pies jealous by posting that?
Probably. They sit there saying "we aren't fattening, honest" and hidden in the ingredients is usually cornflour so I leave tormented and hungry. Then the chocolates try the same dirty trick......
The only environmental benefit is every single brand of baked beans has cornflour in it but there are other things that work. BWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!! !
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25 Apr 2020, 5:24 pm
Amity wrote:
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I'd be careful making that threat. Remember, when they seek revenge it won't be against anyone's second home, it'll be against their primary home with their family living inside of it. That's the luxury of having a second home, your primary home isn't close enough for those people to retaliate against meanwhile those people's primary residence is close enough to act against while you're angry over the destruction of your property.
25 Apr 2020, 7:34 pm
It's true!
25 Apr 2020, 8:00 pm
25 Apr 2020, 9:26 pm
I got a fevah!
25 Apr 2020, 9:31 pm
25 Apr 2020, 10:10 pm
Amity wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Amity wrote:
That’s right,we have one grocery store and one dollar store for locals.Keep away.Misslizard rides to the dollar store.
Ah yes, you folks needed clearer warning signs...
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It needs a cooler attachment.
There were similar signs here to frighten the tourists away.It worked.I saw two nervous looking ones on the town square.They assume it’s like Deliverance here,they frighten easily.
25 Apr 2020, 10:14 pm
Amity wrote:
Good idea,here they spread chicken waste on fields.Nothing like that smell,maybe add a small creepy boy playing a banjo.
25 Apr 2020, 10:22 pm
25 Apr 2020, 10:30 pm
Karamazov wrote:
^ and this is the British Archipelago: when folks say they’ll torch a holiday cottage, they aren’t kidding.
For those more timid,a dead possum down the chimney or in the well can sometimes works wonders.It’s easy to acquire a nice ripe one off the roadside.
25 Apr 2020, 10:39 pm
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25 Apr 2020, 11:09 pm
Darmok wrote:
I got a fevah!
I only hope Gene Frenkle was inducted into the RRHOF alongside his better known Blue Oyster Cult bandmates.
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