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28 Nov 2013, 5:56 pm

Shomebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
That looked like a cheese cake
It led to some heartbreak...

Do you know what I mean?
My stomach feels like a centrifugal washing machine...

I'm a great singer...and my stomach doesn't feel like a centrifugal washing machine...

Someone say summat bowt hugs? Spotty dog, hey! :wink:

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28 Nov 2013, 8:30 pm

i always start the morning with a tall glass of ketchup.

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28 Nov 2013, 10:15 pm

AdamAutistic wrote:

i always start the morning with a tall glass of ketchup.

nothing wrong with that i like to eat most condiments straight up from the jar even english mustard ! (not a lie) promise,.

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29 Nov 2013, 8:28 am

My favorite drink is a nice tall glass of asparagus juice.

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29 Nov 2013, 8:52 am

there is nothing that is said sincerely that is a blatant lie.
this is a good song.
i like the piano track.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a45z_HG3WU[/youtube]

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29 Nov 2013, 8:54 am

I love eating mustard-flavored ice cream.

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29 Nov 2013, 4:56 pm

equestriatola wrote:

I love eating mustard-flavored ice cream.

that japense "cooking show" I imagine would have done it . in fact I think they did they've done a wasabi flavored ice cream.

sorry Iron chef

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29 Nov 2013, 5:07 pm

LSU is winning the football game right now.

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29 Nov 2013, 8:12 pm

The capital of France is Quebec.

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29 Nov 2013, 8:13 pm

This sentence is a figment of your imagination and not really here.

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29 Nov 2013, 8:40 pm

LSU lost the football game today.

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29 Nov 2013, 9:14 pm

rainfall is the urine dropping down from heaven above.

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30 Nov 2013, 12:36 am

The WSU Cougars won! XD

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30 Nov 2013, 4:42 am

I know why I am on on Wp..

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30 Nov 2013, 6:50 am

In order to prevent crying when cutting an onion, you should cut a small piece of the onion and stuff it into your nose while cutting the onion.

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30 Nov 2013, 8:28 am

the best way to defuse a land mine is to shoot it from point blank range.
it always results in the death of the shooter however so that is a bit of a drag.
but still "christmas bells are ringing"

what a christmas carol!!
i have to play it now!

i think i already played it. i recorded and saved it somewhere but i forget where.

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