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(this is going to mean something really obvious, i know it)

what do cats think about when they stare at you (or anyone else)

It's signatures, sorry I was lazy.

They aren't thinking of you specifically, they're just zoning out.

Where do they get the lava in lava lamps?

The lave factory in the middle of the earth.

Is there a brail version of Playboy?? How do I get my hands on a copy??

Yeah, but it's like six feet thick (life-sized breasts for touching).

How do you solve a Rubik's cube?

peel the stickers of and glue them back on... or there are special equations you can try... but the first way works best

why?

Got an old Chuck E. Cheese's one that I never managed to solve; not that I tried too hard either.

Have you ever solved one?

I've solved a Rubix Cube, when I was Eight.

How does a person Pansy words?

after you write them draw flowers all around them.

Why do people need two ears

For hearing things all around you, but three would be too many (you'd get more confused).

Tissues or handkerchief?

tissues....?

do plants have feelings

Yes they like attention. And certain kinds of music.

What's the longest book you've read (how many pages)?

Harry Potter 668 pages

Why do we live

We live to read very fat books.

How are you?

Fine, thanks No school today.

What's your favorite room in the house?

my bedroom
2nd is the kitchen

Why are computer monitor screens square?

Easier to measure out than a circle.

Do leprechauns exist?