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13 May 2011, 5:11 pm

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Nooooo!! !
How could you trick me with your big man tits? :P


I suppose they are kind of hairy, but I thought you thought I was a guy anyway, as I (for some reason) considered you to be straight. :P


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13 May 2011, 5:15 pm

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MONKEY wrote:
Nooooo!! !
How could you trick me with your big man tits? :P


I suppose they are kind of hairy, but I thought you thought I was a guy anyway, as I (for some reason) considered you to be straight. :P


Really? Didn't you notice my lumberjack shirt and buzzcut? :P


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13 May 2011, 5:27 pm

I thought it was just a little role-play. How was I meant to know it was for real??


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13 May 2011, 5:32 pm

I think the strap-on I wore would be a good clue. :P


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13 May 2011, 5:44 pm

Strap-on beard? Yes, because I can't possibly think of what else a lady would strap to herself to look more like a man without this thread being moved to the adult forum....


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13 May 2011, 5:46 pm

Yeah, it was a fake mustache of course. *cough*


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13 May 2011, 5:49 pm

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I can't possibly think of what else a lady would strap to herself to look more like a man
A pylon? An inflatable crocodile? Three house bricks? A small window? A lobster named "Colin"? :?


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13 May 2011, 5:54 pm

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I can't possibly think of what else a lady would strap to herself to look more like a man
A pylon? An inflatable crocodile? Three house bricks? A small window? A lobster named "Colin"? :?


Indeed I see you too are perplexed with MONKEY'S ramblings. Why, whatever is she on about?

Maybe a vocoder, or a four leafed clover, or the Golden Hinde, or a carrier bag, or a small sack of marbles (with one chipped marble), or a fax machine, or a Spanish Waiter, or a bottle of Mountain Dew?


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13 May 2011, 5:59 pm

As I said, I strapped a mustache onto myself. And a cushion and a teapot and a dog and a toy car.


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13 May 2011, 6:02 pm

It's nice to see the original innocence of this thread fully restored. :P


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13 May 2011, 6:06 pm

This thread was originally innocent? O_o


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14 May 2011, 5:35 am

Until the second post, yes, yes it was.


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14 May 2011, 6:41 am

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I think the strap-on I wore would be a good clue. :P


Huh????????



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14 May 2011, 7:08 am

No worries, for we have established it was just a fake 'stache. Yes.... A FAKE 'STACHE indeed.... :thumright:



Nobody can prove otherwise!


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14 May 2011, 8:10 am

We're having an innocent joke about fake mustaches. :flower:


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14 May 2011, 8:21 am

Those gosh darn fake mustaches. They, er, crack, me, up. Yeah. Sure. :hmph:


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