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11 Apr 2015, 12:21 am

your flaws aren't as good as my flaws.



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11 Apr 2015, 1:34 am

you stink like beaver's toenail clippings! :P



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11 Apr 2015, 1:36 am

you are imbued with the sweet parfum of city bus :razz:



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11 Apr 2015, 1:38 am

you are imbued with the sweet parfum of the burnt oven! :P



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11 Apr 2015, 1:39 am

the burnt oven smell will fade, but you will still have sebum and sweat glands pumping out sebum and sweat :)



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11 Apr 2015, 1:45 am

your sweat glands are pumping out pure rum! :P



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11 Apr 2015, 1:49 am

Your face is like the sun--makes my eyes burn looking at it.


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11 Apr 2015, 1:56 am

Your breath could kill a komodo dragon :P



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11 Apr 2015, 1:59 am

your breath smells of saliva and gastric juices :razz:



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11 Apr 2015, 2:00 am

your morning breath could melt a toothbrush :P



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11 Apr 2015, 2:02 am

it probably could :oops:
anyways,
your toenails keep growing out, and collect sock lint as well



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11 Apr 2015, 2:07 am

lol :D

your toenails are longer than your hair! :P



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11 Apr 2015, 2:17 am

You are more repulsive than burnt puff pastry.



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11 Apr 2015, 2:17 am

you're more impulsive than kip's beard :P



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11 Apr 2015, 2:19 am

you're more compulsive than my cat who missed his feeding time and is chewing on catnip



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11 Apr 2015, 2:21 am

you're more compulsively seclusive in an impulsive manner than that scoundrel who stole my goat!f