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25 Feb 2007, 10:30 pm

The reason birds have little or no brains is because they need that space for the gears to rotate their heads almost 360 degrees.

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26 Feb 2007, 1:27 am

1100 puppies were killed.

1000 because I saw the MySQL error, and another 100 because the site froze.

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26 Feb 2007, 6:50 am

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

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26 Feb 2007, 6:59 am

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

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26 Feb 2007, 10:12 am

L. Frank Baum named his city, OZ, after the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet, O-Z.

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26 Feb 2007, 11:16 am

The (conservative) Liberal Democratic Party has been in power in Japan since 1996. The current Prime Minister is Shinzo Abe.

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26 Feb 2007, 2:13 pm

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

'Cause they ain't got a dick to carry 'em around in!
:lol:

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26 Feb 2007, 2:46 pm

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

'Cause they ain't got a dick to carry 'em around in!
:lol:

What about their clitori

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26 Feb 2007, 2:52 pm

ahayes wrote:

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

'Cause they ain't got a dick to carry 'em around in!
:lol:

What about their clitori

Perhaps you don't get it. It's my favorite kind of insult humor because it slams everyboby, the generalizations being that girls are dumb and guys only think with their dicks.

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26 Feb 2007, 2:56 pm

MrMark wrote:

ahayes wrote:

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

'Cause they ain't got a dick to carry 'em around in!
:lol:

What about their clitori

Perhaps you don't get it. It's my favorite kind of insult humor because it slams everyboby, the generalizations being that girls are dumb and guys only think with their dicks.

No, I get it. I was taking it to the next level.

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27 Feb 2007, 1:37 am

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

This sentence is grammatically incorrect.
Where are the grammer police when you need them?
Tsk Tsk

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27 Feb 2007, 1:39 am

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

Because they're more likely to be NT Valley Girls.

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27 Feb 2007, 6:17 am

bizarre wrote:

MrMark wrote:

You know why girls ain't got no brains?

This sentence is grammatically incorrect.
Where are the grammer police when you need them?
Tsk Tsk

It's a joke, hon'.

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27 Feb 2007, 9:10 am

Women are smarter than men but they're not that much of an improvement. It's like saying that a turd sandwich is better than a soggy turd sandwich.

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27 Feb 2007, 10:07 am

Yes, sometimes I think cats are smarter than all of us! Dumb animals, my foot!

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27 Feb 2007, 12:39 pm

I agree cats are much nicer too.

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