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07 Feb 2018, 5:50 pm

why hasn't anybody invented dumb bells, that whey you strike them, they strike you dumb in turn?



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07 Feb 2018, 11:56 pm

i wonder how deaf people know what they are talking about considering they can not hear what they are saying.



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08 Feb 2018, 11:52 am

Poison doesn't kill you.



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08 Feb 2018, 12:12 pm

I’m allergic to death, I have a fatal reaction to it. I don’t know why we focus on peanut allergies or bee allergies, because the death allergy is the real problem. Everyone is allergic, we should be focusing on that. All those wasted research dollars!


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08 Feb 2018, 12:21 pm

Dihydrogen monoxide is the latest, and the worst ever, drug scourge.

Once you get hooked on consuming dihydrogen monoxide it's over. No one who has ever gotten hooked on the substance has ever gotten off of it, and lived!



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08 Feb 2018, 12:35 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Dihydrogen monoxide is the latest, and the worst ever, drug scourge.

Once you get hooked on consuming dihydrogen monoxide it's over. No one who has ever gotten hooked on the substance has ever gotten off of it, and lived!


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08 Feb 2018, 1:03 pm

Having a PC gives me godlike powers


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08 Feb 2018, 7:28 pm

What does S/O mean?
Shout out
WHAT DOES S/O MEAN?


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08 Feb 2018, 7:31 pm

All my friends and family know when my birthday is, so why go through all the trouble to make and send invitations to my party?


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08 Feb 2018, 11:58 pm

Joe90 wrote:
All my friends and family know when my birthday is, so why go through all the trouble to make and send invitations to my party?

because otherwise everyone would turn up uninvited.



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08 Feb 2018, 11:59 pm

so an ad on TV says you can get a toyota whatever for $19990 "drive away".

so what sort of a discount would i get if i just left it there?



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09 Feb 2018, 12:04 am

^just go for the 5-finger discount


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09 Feb 2018, 12:13 am

SentientPotato wrote:
^just go for the 5-finger discount

i will give you the benefit of the doubt by saying that went over my head.



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09 Feb 2018, 4:02 am

shoplifting is an edifying pastime.



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09 Feb 2018, 8:18 am

When Yankee Doodle "stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni", was he calling the feather or the hat macaroni?



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09 Feb 2018, 8:19 am

I'm still waiting for an Android app that allows people with Android phones to Disapparate to anywhere on Earth, and later, anywhere in the multiverse!


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