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babybird
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24 May 2014, 9:41 am

Someone farted in the ladies toilets, so I asked her if she's got new shoes on.

I could still hear her laughing when I was walking down the corridor.

:lol:

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24 May 2014, 9:53 am

babybird wrote:

When I sit down I want to stand up, and when I stand up I want to sit down.

the only problem that i can discern with respect to sitting down is that i just can not stand to do it.

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24 May 2014, 9:55 am

someone noted the other day that i was wearing "two odd socks". the truth of the matter was that i was wearing only one odd sock.

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24 May 2014, 10:41 am

The girl who I sit next to at work looks like Barbie.

She's got botox, Long blonde hair extensions and she told me she's got fake boobs too.

I was dying to ask her if I could have a feel but I thought she might think I was a bit odd.

They're huge!

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24 May 2014, 11:36 am

:lol:
You make me laugh out loud for real
sometimes babybird!

As for those huge ones,
just squeeze your knee... same feel.

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24 May 2014, 11:48 am

My knees are knobbly.

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24 May 2014, 12:50 pm

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24 May 2014, 2:42 pm

I don't think the past matters.

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24 May 2014, 2:50 pm

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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24 May 2014, 4:26 pm

Sometimes when I read some peoples posts It makes me feel a bit sad.

I'm very sensitive me you know?

I think some people have it a bit tough and I forget sometimes and then I read something that someone says and it just makes me stop and think.

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