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equestriatola
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04 Jun 2014, 2:14 pm

I sometimes feel so awkward when socializing.

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04 Jun 2014, 2:26 pm

So I get this call on my cell today.

telemarketer: "Is this Mr. ******* of ***** ******* Road?"

me: "yes"

telemarketer: "Great news, we're offering special summer deals on pest control..."

me: "No thanks... I'm..."

telemarketer: -interrupting- "We've had reports of pests in your neighborhood recently. Several clients in your area have reported ant infestations. I can sign you up for a free examination today."

me: "Well... I am having a bit of a pest problem right now, yes.

telemarketer: "ants?"

me: "humans"

-CLICK-

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04 Jun 2014, 2:28 pm

It's so cloudy....... but I feel fine.

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04 Jun 2014, 3:06 pm

I want some root beer so bad right now...
It's so hot...

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04 Jun 2014, 3:18 pm

Yum, carrots.

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04 Jun 2014, 3:27 pm

Is every day pretty much the same (relatively), or is it just me?

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04 Jun 2014, 3:29 pm

^ I might think so.

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04 Jun 2014, 3:48 pm

This guy on this show is absolutely brilliant.

I don't know what he's called or what the shows called, but he's absolutely brilliant.

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04 Jun 2014, 4:47 pm

These Stanley Cup Finals are going to be exciting.

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04 Jun 2014, 5:50 pm

I took two naps today. I like having time off.

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04 Jun 2014, 6:56 pm

THIS POST STANDS OUT FROM THE OTHERS

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Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.

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04 Jun 2014, 7:35 pm

i walked outside the courthouse to get a better view and she...just popped out in front of me, as i was about to look around the corner.

"hey"

"hi"

then i walked directly home. i took a bus there.

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04 Jun 2014, 8:05 pm

Head-on collisions are preferable to head-off collisions.

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04 Jun 2014, 8:15 pm

Does anyone know what a cat's normal body temperature is (preferably in Celsius)?

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04 Jun 2014, 8:21 pm

Sorry about my downer posts earlier.

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04 Jun 2014, 9:03 pm

equestriatola wrote:

Sorry about my downer posts earlier.

we all get like that from time to time

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