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Why does the 2014 World Cup logo look like somebody facepalming?

I've finally got through level 181 on candy crush saga (I've been on it for 6 weeks).

It was hailing an hour ago. I couldn't believe my eyes.

I always like to ask a lot of questions, I feel as though I've done my job properly then.

I get absolutely berated for it sometimes.

But I just say: "well, I'm only trying to eliminate you from my enquiries".

And they say: "Well eliminate me then and don't call again!"

Sometimes I laugh so hard that the tears stream down my face.

That big storm never came yesterday.

And the Spurs win. The Miami Heat has been defeated!

i was at universial studios yesterday. it was packed.

i spent over 2 hours waiting in line for a single "ride".

at the end of the day my feet were exhausted, i brought converse instead of walking shoes. dumb decision.

in line for one of the last things, sat on a trash can. some guy comes behind me and starts...drumming on it. "please do not sit on the trash cans". ok, i comply.

a while later he comes back, gives me a front of line pass good for me+5 people "sorry for scaring you" ....but it was almost 8 and the park was already closing....i could have used that for the other ride...the 2 hour wait one.

oh well...its the thought that counts i guess.

I just hissed at a cat I've never seen before in the garden.
I was trying to get it to leave before my cat sees it, for its own safety.

I slept too much. I really need to sleep early soon.

If hot dog snobs only like mustard, does that mean that hamburger snobs only like ketchup?

I didn't do too much today.

I've just dusted down my BMX and oiled it.

dogs have been my best friends.
unconditional and all that.
put in care and pay attention and get same.

and now music is what gets me thru.

gotta get this wagon rolling.

So, today all the sweepstake money went missing from work.

Fingers are pointing in all directions.

It wouldn't surprise me if some fingers are pointing in my direction.

But I swear I had nothing to do with it.

I don't s**t on my own doorstep.

Anyway, we've been warned that who ever did it will get fired.

Apart from that though, I do love a good mystery.

i really feel like going for a run.

Does anyone on this forum have a nigerian christian father who was a polygamist at the same time.

Question 2
Does anyone have a dad who fathered 31 children with 16 different women?

No?!
how disappointing.