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This is good: Coping: A Survival Guide For People With Asperger Syndrome

"your product didn't do what it wasn't designed to do, also i didn't bother to read the instructions, so i am giving it a bad review"

put water in the cement mix...no, thats too much water, put more cement mix, that's too much, it won't spread! water it down! more...there stop! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!
sigh, put in more mix...

the wheelbarrow's full...

Why did my Dad have to ask me those questions now he knows I went somewhere else instead of the youth club and probably suspects I went out with my boyfriend who didn't want to go there anyway because people are complaining about him swearing and I only decided to go elsewhere cause we were going to be late and I didn't want to be late in case I couldn't order lunch early enough there cause he wanted to leave the club early so we went out for a walk instead and I've been typing this sentence for too long and no one knows what I'm on about now.

Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku

Just some song lyrics from a show I've been watching. It translates to English as absolute destiny apocalypse.

Had this weird dream that was all about my insecurities. It didn't make much sense, but then it did make sense that I had this dream last night in the first place.

My knowledge, self knowledge, absolute knowledge.

AS I POST THIS, MY POST COUNT IS 1776, DATE OF THE SIGNING OF THE AMERICAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
I'M ONLY ONE DAY LATE.

I'm so inspired, cos I wanna buy me a Lexus, or maybe I'll get me a Beemer, or a Hummer for summer

Oh if I only had the disposable income at age 16 to buy myself an environment-polluting muscle car.

It's funny how fans of Genesis and Peter Gabriel tend to complain about them going from progressive rock to simplistic pop. Lately I've been trying to listen to the stuff they were doing before turning to simplistic pop, and I don't find any of it remotely listenable.

Cats aren't unfriendly! Only if they sense you don't like them are they wary - and for good reason! - but once they know you REALLY like them, they are the most placid, relaxed and loving, gentle creatures you can ever encounter!! !

but Gaivs was a bastard to live with!

Okay, the strangest news site headline I've read all week has got to be:

Rapper who chopped off his penis and then jumped from a balcony says he wants to star in a porno movie

This involves a 40-year old rapper called Christ Bearer, who is part of rap duo Northstar. It's actually quite a sad story; apparently he was on PCP when he committed the act of self-mutilation, then threw himself off the balcony 3 months ago. I'm not sure that appearing in porn just to prove to the world that your re-attached member is fully functional, is the most emotionally sound path you can take.

But it just goes to show, kids: stay away from PCP. Takes me back to that story when a singer called Houston was drugged up on that stuff and gouged out his own eye with a fork.

He's trying to outdo John Wayne Bobbitt

The 300 has a foot operated parking brake. Why didn't I find out this earlier in all my obsessing??

The ultimate question is am I ostentatious enough to own one?