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23 Jan 2014, 4:38 pm

I love it when it is 60 degrees in July.

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23 Jan 2014, 5:10 pm

I love it when my sister bullies me!

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24 Jan 2014, 12:02 am

I am in fact a Pileated Woodpecker.

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24 Jan 2014, 12:27 am

I'm a giant pea.

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24 Jan 2014, 1:28 am

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24 Jan 2014, 2:07 am

somebody is reading this part 2

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24 Jan 2014, 4:35 am

I love Justin Bieber.

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24 Jan 2014, 6:59 am

You can teach an adult wild male grizzly bear to behave by smacking him over the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

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24 Jan 2014, 7:01 am

RustDogofAus wrote:

You can teach an adult wild male grizzly bear to behave by smacking him over the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Right. Also, if you kick a sleeping tiger, it won't ever get mad at you.

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24 Jan 2014, 1:56 pm

I have never experienced bullying.

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24 Jan 2014, 2:15 pm

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24 Jan 2014, 3:16 pm

Justin Bieber is a role model.

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24 Jan 2014, 3:46 pm

Black metal is the worst kind of "music" on the face of the planet. It sucks, and everyone who legitimately enjoys that talentless BS deserves to be killed.

Musical elitists are a blessing to society, and are sacred in telling people what is and isn't music.

Making fun of dead musicians and saying that it's a good thing that they're dead is normal human behavior. In fact, it's encouraged.

The word "butthurt" is a perfect descriptor for anyone who ever is angry, for any reason whatsoever.

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24 Jan 2014, 4:02 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:

RustDogofAus wrote:

You can teach an adult wild male grizzly bear to behave by smacking him over the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Right. Also, if you kick a sleeping tiger, it won't ever get mad at you.

(not a lie) I'm having flash backs of poor Rocky the bear (yes it's on YT :wink:

) who killed his abuser now his cousin is continuing the abuse sorry training, I guess the simple minded masses need to be entertained , and theirs money to be made .

win win for all except for the bears :cry:

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24 Jan 2014, 4:36 pm

I've had such a bad day today, it's not even funny.
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