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02 Aug 2014, 12:30 am

nina lacour is the prettiest


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02 Aug 2014, 12:36 am

I woke up with a spider running across my back. I brushed it off the bed and killed it, and I feel fairly sure it didn't bite me, but I still feel freaked out. I've got to get back to sleep.



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02 Aug 2014, 12:37 am

I'm the happiest when I'm working.


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02 Aug 2014, 1:01 am

I put my old desktop out of its misery. You know, to hide my super secret hacking of government bodies and banking institutes.

36 rounds of .22LR (40 grain lead round nose, standard velocity), seemed to have worked, though I'll put some more in it later on just to be sure.

None of the rounds exited (all of them were passing through the top of the box and through the harddrive and whatnot, so I guess that's to be expected; lots of metal sheets and plastic to slow down and deform the bullet).



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02 Aug 2014, 1:28 am

jrjones9933 wrote:
I woke up with a spider running across my back. I brushed it off the bed and killed it, and I feel fairly sure it didn't bite me, but I still feel freaked out. I've got to get back to sleep.


That is so disturbing. I worry that I will become too old and decrepit to move fast enough to get out of the way of a spidey. When you are asleep, who knows what goes on.


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02 Aug 2014, 1:43 am

I was in all honesty feverish. I have the flu.



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02 Aug 2014, 1:49 am

my mouth tastes like blood.


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02 Aug 2014, 1:58 am

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I have the flu.


It could be Ebola.



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02 Aug 2014, 2:00 am

Dillogic wrote:
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I have the flu.


It could be Ebola.



:lmao:


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02 Aug 2014, 2:19 am

I knew I shouldn't have taken that relaxing holiday to Liberia :x



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02 Aug 2014, 8:20 am

This is not the best time to run out of tissues :?



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02 Aug 2014, 2:03 pm

real men eat Luna Bars.


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02 Aug 2014, 2:09 pm

A la salida del Luna Park un cronopio advierte que su reloj atrasa, que su reloj atrasa, que su reloj.



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02 Aug 2014, 5:09 pm

I've been buying mens clothes at Walmart for the past four years. Once the flowers disappear from the womens clothes and they have a more androgynous cut, I'll start buying them again because I do like brighter colours.


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02 Aug 2014, 6:58 pm

How on earth is Jimi Hendrix the number one guitarist of all time?


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02 Aug 2014, 8:20 pm

There was a time that I had a bad cold and my nose was stuffed up over the Christmas holidays. One morning I told my mum that all I could smell was mucus.


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