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04 Aug 2014, 1:13 am

The D string of my guitar snapped, and I don't have a spare.



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04 Aug 2014, 2:14 am

I want to try some hummus and pita chips......


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04 Aug 2014, 2:47 am

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04 Aug 2014, 6:00 am

I should go see Guardians of the Galaxy so I can mark out when Batista is on screen :P



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04 Aug 2014, 1:46 pm

i dropped my toast on the floor. :cry:


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04 Aug 2014, 3:06 pm

Yet another warm day. Yeah, summer can be a bit of a drag in some ways.


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04 Aug 2014, 4:00 pm

i put gin in the mouthwash


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04 Aug 2014, 5:13 pm

Long weekends can be a bit of a drag.


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04 Aug 2014, 5:55 pm

I filled out an application today.


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04 Aug 2014, 11:09 pm

My dentist mentioned that I produce a lot of saliva. America's Got Talent, here I come!



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05 Aug 2014, 12:24 am

my sister took my dog outside to pee, and she kept saying that my dog has red eyes and she was freaked out, but i couldnt see anything.


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05 Aug 2014, 2:16 am

I go to L.A. each year, and I'd do the same for Equestria if it were real.


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05 Aug 2014, 2:48 am

- swallow 30 thumb tacks
- slam my hand in a car door
- have hot coffee thrown in my face
- be attacked by a rabid badger
- watch Dude, Where's My Car? twice in a row
- eat a raw pine cone off the ground
- drink an entire gallon of milk in two minutes
- throw a bag filled with spiders at the ceiling fan
- walk into a biker bar and insult the biggest patron

My list of things I'd rather do than watch five minutes of The Big Bang Theory is coming along nicely.



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05 Aug 2014, 3:00 am

Jory wrote:
- walk into a biker bar and insult the biggest patron


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvlsrtBj4I[/youtube]



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05 Aug 2014, 3:24 am

How did they get that footage of me?

Damn TMZ. :?



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05 Aug 2014, 4:28 am

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

"You forgot to say please."


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