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26 Jan 2014, 1:43 pm

I prefer raw carrots to brownies.


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27 Jan 2014, 3:29 am

1 + 1 = 5


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27 Jan 2014, 5:01 pm

0.5 + 0.5 = 900


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27 Jan 2014, 5:04 pm

Electronic Arts is the greatest corporation that the world has ever seen, with fair and just business practices that result in flawless products.


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27 Jan 2014, 6:05 pm

100-100 = 1


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27 Jan 2014, 8:44 pm

Some people think the whale is a fish, but it's really an insect.



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27 Jan 2014, 8:53 pm

I love black shoes.


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27 Jan 2014, 8:53 pm

I breath through my armpits.



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27 Jan 2014, 9:50 pm

I am a man-sized megazord comprised of 5 miniature power rangers.



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28 Jan 2014, 5:57 pm

Autism is the result of CIA genetic expiraments with crossing humans with wolverines- and the resulting infusion of wolverine DNA into the human genome.



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28 Jan 2014, 6:33 pm

^^^

sounds about as believable as a cure :wink:


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28 Jan 2014, 8:03 pm

If you drink 500 bottles of juice a day you are more likely to have autism.


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28 Jan 2014, 8:22 pm

If you drink 99 bottles of beer on the wall, you are more likely to be sober.



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28 Jan 2014, 9:36 pm

A boy=a dog=a piss ant.

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28 Jan 2014, 9:38 pm

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Too much sex makes you blind.


Candy is dandy, but Sex won't rot your teeth.



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29 Jan 2014, 1:15 am

If you let me operate on your brain, I can install a pentium i7 core in there and make you a super-genius.