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CockneyRebel
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25 Aug 2014, 10:56 pm

I picked 10 boxes of squash on the farm today. That type of work makes me feel satisfied. :) I'll need to warn my mum that my arms are scratched up by the squash bushes, so she doesn't ask me what happened to my arms, the next time I see her.


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26 Aug 2014, 6:29 am

The repairs to my house are finally complete, and I have a huge dusty mess of a house left to clean up in the same week as I start my new semester.



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26 Aug 2014, 10:00 am

Not much else to say..... I might take another nap, again.


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26 Aug 2014, 10:34 am

I was on the way to the bank, yesterday afternoon. I saw one girl shove another girl into the exterior of the strip mall. She said to her friend, "You pushed me. That's not perfection!" I felt sick to my stomach for the rest of the day. I just hope those girls don't get pregnant any time, soon. They'd abort their unborn babies if they weren't perfect.


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26 Aug 2014, 11:58 am

is misha dumb or somethin? :scratch:


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27 Aug 2014, 8:53 am

G6E Turbos aren't so bad when you think about it. They look as though an old man belongs behind the wheel but maybe that's the unassuming appeal. Some joker going past me thinking I'm an oldie and then, SURPRISE SUCKA!! as *I* floor it past them.

/adds to shortlist



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27 Aug 2014, 5:48 pm

turns out my government teacher is a pretty kool guy.


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27 Aug 2014, 10:01 pm

Blurting out, "you cut your hair!" is not the best way to greet a professional person one barely knows.



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28 Aug 2014, 2:51 am

Ah! Too many choices in .22LR [rifles] when you got 1000 to spend! And it's fun as hell.

Lever actions
bolt actions
pump actions
revolving
(no semis though for us regulated folk)



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28 Aug 2014, 3:50 am

Starting to see Halloween stuff in the stores. Best time of the year. I'll be doing marathons of old horror movies in no time.



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28 Aug 2014, 8:11 am

today i bought a bottle of vitamin C , and as i was about to take my first tablet, i read a sign on the bottle which said "do not use if cap seal is broken". i wish i had read that before i opened the bottle!! !



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28 Aug 2014, 10:59 pm

"Please wait, loading ad."

Yeah, sure. Take your time.

*close window*



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29 Aug 2014, 2:52 am

It's gonna be hard to order take away with no voice :?



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29 Aug 2014, 8:22 am

i will clarify what i meant in my post about the vitamin C.

i just got off the phone to tammy who asked me if i had written on the forum lately, and i read her the post i made about the vitamin C, and she did not understand it the way i meant it to be understood, and that leads me to think that i overestimate the clarity of what i post.

the vitamin C thing was a joke. tammy understood it to mean that the seal was already broken when i bought the bottle, but what i really meant was that the seal was broken because i had to break it in order to open the bottle. i was pretending to be caught in a moronic catch 22 situation where i was unable to use the tablets because i had broken the seal to get the bottle open, and also lamenting that if i had read the label before i opened the bottle, then i would not have opened the bottle, and so the tablets would still be usable.

whatever. i sometimes believe "brevity is the soul of wit", and i feel it ruins the joke to explain it, but on the other hand, i guess most of mine are not obviously and clear, so anyway, i decided to explain the vitamin C post.



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29 Aug 2014, 8:42 am

^ I did understand that post. I'm sure most people did.



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29 Aug 2014, 11:02 am

For about 5 years, I took the dog for a walk up to near the boundary of the state forest each day, through thick woods, and I never saw anything out of the ordinary.

Not a single yowie or Hobbit.