Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

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What's the fun in that?

i think its in the middle.....


why do you ask

Because it's a stupid question game.

Why's me's computer drunk?

because you left it unsupervised...

why do they say you cannot judge a book by its cover and then put a discription of the book on the cover?

women do this to send mixed signals.

why do women send mixed signals?

Because rats have been chewing on some of the leads, and there is a fair amount of signal loss. It takes big expensive equipment to reconstruct the signals, but rats have been chewing on those too.

What am I on?

Right on time, it seems.

Would you mind not blocking the road?

Hey!! that's not me blocking the road, I'm going 90 MPH in the fast lane!

Should we give the Death Penalty to slow drivers in the fast lanes??

no.... but you can throw things, they go slow so they are easy targets (please don't acctually throw things)



who delivers the newspapers to the newspaper delivery kid

The newspapers comes along the newspaper delivery kid when the newspaper delivery kid delivery kid delivers the newspaper delivery kid.

Why doesn't cats befriend rats automatically?

because the rats tend to tell a lot of lies and the cats are stuck up...(sorry, no offence to cat lovers and rat lovers)

why do people spend so muc money on useless garbage.

Because the stores are all sold out of E-Meters

How many Body Thetans do you currently have?

Don't know, I haven't reached the third Operating Thetan level.

Why does DirtDawg have nipples?

men and women have the same basic structure... if you certain genes are "turned off"(for lack of a better word) depending on whether you are a guy or girl(same stuff more or less developed). Some guys even produce milk but thats sort of off topic

do cats really have nine lives

Well duh, you can throw them from the 5th floor and they'll be alive when you come downstairs.

Is the moon really made of cheese?

A navel yard?

What does navel jelly do?