Stemming thread - Say anything; bizzar and random

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Jeez, where have I been all day?

Jake: My doctor has a cow puppet.

Evelyn: Really? MD or Ph.D?

Jake: C-O-W.

The storm swept in from the west, depositing on all underneath its steepling grey mass.

You'll have to excuse my friend here. He's never been old before.

Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.

Attention citizens there has been a small failure in a turbine at the electric plant. Power will be restored shortly. Cititzens are advised to store fresh water and canned goods. Uh, you should have already done that, well I hope you did.

The serpents called Lord Chinchillahead and Dweezil the Weasel to attention.

"Combatants! You have no choice but to fight to the death, for our own private amusement. You may choose any weapon you find in the murky corners of Octobertiger's sock drawer. Begin!"

HisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshissHisshisshisshiss - that's snakes laughing.

I'm getting more deranged in my procrastination attempts...

Muddy: You guys are late.

Butt-head: Really? Did we miss Baywatch?

You'll have to excuse me, I have DJ Pon-3 with me.

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

Megaman's Roll is a robot in the shape of a little girl.

We seek the lion's share never knowing why. Come alive, spread your wings and fly.

Cloudy again. *sigh*

Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in topic Today: "Ghosts and Ghostbusting." The controversy builds, more sightings are reported, some maintain that these professional paranormal eliminators in New York are the cause of it all.

Yum, apple slices.

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. [points to a large rock] That's where I saw the leprechaun.

Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.

Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson: [uneasily] Uh-huh.