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09 Feb 2018, 9:57 am

What do you call a limp wristed ape?


A chimp- pansy! :D



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09 Feb 2018, 7:57 pm

If moons cost say, a dollar each, does that make Saturn (the planet with the most moons) the most valuable planet?


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09 Feb 2018, 8:42 pm

if al Einstein came up with E=MC2, then what did norm Einstein do?



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09 Feb 2018, 10:24 pm

Why is it not ok to judge people?


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09 Feb 2018, 10:41 pm

the other day i got booked for driving the wrong way on a one way road.
my explanation is that all the direction arrows painted on the road were upside down, and so i can not be held accountable.



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09 Feb 2018, 10:53 pm

do sea bass see other sea bass?



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10 Feb 2018, 8:19 pm

If a cat is declawed on the front paws, would the back claws still be called back claws, or be called talons?


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10 Feb 2018, 8:30 pm

why aren't dumb bells called dumb weights?



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10 Feb 2018, 11:16 pm

auntblabby wrote:
why aren't dumb bells called dumb weights?

dumb bells are bells made of wool that make no sound when the bell ringers on sunday morning in the towns chapel ring them.
they are made so as to not disturb people while they are sleeping in on a sunday morning.



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11 Feb 2018, 1:49 am

The planes in spain fall mainly in the rain.



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11 Feb 2018, 1:57 am

the rain in Spain falls mainly in the mountains, the plains are often hot and dry. but like many factual things, it is not especially poetic. Julie Andrews can't save this one.



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11 Feb 2018, 9:11 am

I may just be a grandfather paradox.


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11 Feb 2018, 12:14 pm

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I'm still waiting for an Android app that allows people with Android phones to Disapparate to anywhere on Earth, and later, anywhere in the multiverse!

YES!! ! Then we shall rule the multiverse!


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11 Feb 2018, 12:50 pm

ScarletIbis wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
I'm still waiting for an Android app that allows people with Android phones to Disapparate to anywhere on Earth, and later, anywhere in the multiverse!

YES!! ! Then we shall rule the multiverse!


We sure will!


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11 Feb 2018, 3:28 pm

Deafening silence? How loud is it?


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