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Sometimes, the best course of action is just to lie back on the bed pound your fists.

I personally also loved that 'Slappy The Squirrel' short where she's at Woodstock with her nephew Skippy.

'What's the name of the band?'
'Who'
'The band on stage'
'Who'
'The band that's playing right now'
'Who'
'...all right, let's try again. Do you see the band playing on stage?'
'That's not The Band on stage, The Band will perform later.'
'Then who is performing right now?'
'Yes'
'Who's the band?'
'Yes'
'Who is the band on stage?'
'Yes'
'So the band is called Yes?'
'No, Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't playing at this festival'

(I don't think Yes even existed way back when Woodstock was held, but since Animaniacs was a 90s cartoon, the reference was still funny)

I love the Seattle Seahawks forever.

Welp. Looks like a Stang will be out of the question. They're saying the starting price will be $50k+.

Apparently the music of the car is fake as well (the rumble and exhaust). It's allegedly piped in and "augmented" by the stereo system somehow in order to make it sound growlier than it actually is.

Meanwhile I'm looking at Stangs that are 15 years old. Would I be so stupid? (.....maybe!)

Stop using all the water you stupid city people!

You're draining mah fishing hole!

Fair enough. My water comes from the Mississippi River and I'm not exactly stingy with it.

my water comes from...........



mud it seems.

I hardly ever get to say or write the word tapioca. It sounds lovely and I feel all warm inside spelling it. To eat, I can take it or leave it.

My water comes from the Colorado River, and it doesn't have much to recommend it. I run it through a machine before drinking it.

I wish I could get one of those big supercharged V8 Holdens, and I hope that doesn't make you want to beat me up, Bean.

I was browsing through the news a couple of days ago and came across this - and did a double take before realising what it actually said:

"Four masked men armed with hamsters have staged a daylight raid on several jewellers in Glasgow's Argyll Arcade."


The word is "hammers", but I think I prefer my version...

Fun watching The Birds and how the real feminine looking chick sits on the bench and blows smoke from a cigarette.

How times change.

I didn't know that the words "poor" and "paw" were meant to be pronounced the same.

My poor cat stepped on a pawpaw. Her poor paw!

^ Good one! I'd add my poor pawpaw (because it was stepped on).

That was one raw pawpaw!

marmite.

i am thankful it comes in small jars, otherwise i would never be able to finish the vile stuff. it is like pure salt.

they're like sit ups for my stomach. maybe.

73's, cheers and beers!