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Kirk: (to cop about Spock) "I see you you've noticed my friend's ears. As you can see, he's Chinese… well, when he was a child he got his head caught in a mechanical rice-picker."

Spock. Spock.
Of course the cards on Beta Antares IV are different,
but not too different.
The name of the game is called, uh ...
fizzbin.
Fizzbin?
Fizzbin. It's, uh ... not too difficult.
Each player gets six cards,
except for the player
on the dealer's right, who gets seven.
On the right?
The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays.
On Tuesday.
[Kirk] Mm-hmm.
Oh, look what you got, twojacks.
You got a half fizzbin already.
I need another jack.
No. If you got another jack,
why, you'd have a sralk.
A sralk?
Yes. You'd be disqualified.
You need a king and a deuce,
except at night, when you'd need a queen and a 4.
Except at night.
Right.
Oh, look at that.
You've got another jack!
Ha ha ha!
How lucky you are! How wonderful for you.
If you didn't get another jack,
if you'd gotten a king,
why, then, you'd get another card,
except when it's dark, you'd give it back.
If it were dark on Tuesday.
But what you're after is a royal fizzbin,
but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron --
Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?
I've never computed them.
Well, they're astronomical, believe me.
Now, for the last card. We'll call it a kronk.

At the kronk point the guy is belted by Kirk or incapacitated by Spock's nerve pinch.

All of this solitude stuff works. I'm finally coming out of my shell, not browbeaten into being silent about my Special Interests and starting to express myself more amongst people who consider me a friend.

I'm loving it! I've never known such free expression as I do now! Ahhhhhh!! !

I can finally talk to people about the WONDERFUL THING that is the Common/Indian Myna Bird!!

I can talk my HEAD OFF to this guy (the neighbor) and he JUST SITS THERE AND LISTENS!!

HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!?

He does consider them as flying rats however and shall always be considered a bastard because of that but he is a good bloke! (and a good listener!))

Common/Indian Myna Bird (Acridotheres tristis)

Ain't They Cute?!"

The SOUNDS THEY MAKE!!

Feeling a bit energetic eh, that bird is pretty cool

Thank you!

I know!



They can even talk!

* They're monogamous (They have one partner their entire life )
* They are an introduced species so any problem man has with them is self-inflicted! Sucked in!
* They're NOT FLYING RATS!! They're beautiful black sheep, like me!

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There it is! There's the crux of the matter.

I don't know if we pick our Special Interests because they mean something to us but..
There are the Myna birds. The most hated of the hated birds - and I associate with them.

I wonder if it's got anything to do with the fact that we're both black sheep!

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Nah, forget it! That doesn't make sense for a person who likes elevator model numbers or dinosaurs!

Why are they hated?

Because they're:

Brood parasitic (They'll let their eggs be hatched by other birds, in the other bird's nest)
They're particularly aggressive (they have to be. They're given such a hard time)

Lots of reasons. I don't want to get into it

The stupid human fools released them back in 1862 in the Melbourne Vegetable Markets expecting them to eat all of the insects that were all eating the vegies and salad BUT ALL THEY DID WAS p!ss off to NSW. They spread out like real MF's!

LOL!! HAH!! What a GREAT joke on these stupid humans.

And if that wasn't lesson enough, they tried the same thing up in Queensland 60 years later with Myna birds and they DID THE EXACT SAME THING!! THEY P!SSED OFF!! HA HA HA. STUPID HUMAN NT's

I've just kicked my little toe on my left foot again.

I don't think I've broken it this time but this is about the 6th time I've kicked the sucker and broken it 3 times that I know of.

WHY AM I SO CLUMSY??

I hope your little toe has good insurance.