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What can I say? I had Jeremiah Johnson as a mentor!

well, somebody has to explore the great outdoors, so that people like me can explore the great INdoors.

Quite random most indeededly. So extremely random in fact that Google was no help in deciphering this. Care to elaborate?

If Aeroguard can't protect you from the mozzies, I will!



That was at 20 meters (~65 feet)

I'm ONE HELL of an Archer!

Well, that was a novel use of Bio Zet laundry liquid but boy was it sweaty work.

Weather reporters should not be allowed to say 'Several inches of snow' or 'below zero tempatures'.

Oh my god I have just lost faith in the ability of Australians to make intelligent consumer choices

I've always been a placid Aspie but of late, I've had several meltdowns.

They started about 2 years ago when I was in St. John of God (psychiatric hospital) in an outpatient's group session where a young alcoholic said his best friend took a bottle of wine to his place as soon as he got out of hospital to celebrate and I kinda went off my nut.

Since then, my family have been a feudin' with me and I've experienced MELTDOWNS like Mount Vesuvius on steroids!

I don't know where this'll end. I meditate! I practice mindfulness. I relax in nature, in all the free time I get. I listen to music sometimes. I NEVER watch TV or listen to the radio. I never know what's going on in the world. People at work just know that about me now!

You still haven't answered me or looked at my PM I sent you.

I apologized to you.

Do you accept it or not?

Sorry. I've always been a straight shooter *.

The only problem with that is some people don't want to hear the truth. They want to be lied to, to make them feel good. Go figure!

I'm starting to learn to filter what comes out but occasionally, I'll still wind up in trouble. Not big trouble but still trouble.

I was speaking to a girl I'd known for many years. She was the sister of a younger mate of mine. She was a redhead with freckles ALL OVER including her face. It was worse than a train crash!

One night, we were at my friend's Birthday party and she and I went out the front alone in the dark to have a drink and a talk (as you do).

As we were talking, she mentioned how hard it is to find the right bloke, and I said:
"Yes, it's hard for people like us!"
and she said;
"What do you mean, 'people like us'?"
and I said;
"Ugly People!"
and she said;
"I'm not ugly!"
"Sorry Love but I beg to differ."

How can such ugly women have such massive egos?

Needless to say, she doesn't speak to me anymore

Which is rather unfortunate because she works at the local butchers. I'm sure she's doing funny things with my sausages

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Sorry blue_bean, I kinda digressed there. I often do that!

So, back to business!

Do you forgive me or not?

And here we are for the second installment of: "Lessons We Have Learned In Life"

I was thinking, he was thinking of me, "He's a nice bloke! He seems very spiritual!"

Where in actual fact, what he was probably really thinking was, "I wish this w*ker would go away!"

In Life, Whenever I think what someone is thinking of me (they like me, happy with my work, etc. - I'm an optimist), it always turns out to be the EXACT OPPOSITE!!

Unfortunately, this is probably the closest I will ever get to a Myna Bird!

I love the smell of cut grass and petrol in the morning. As long as someone else is cutting the grass!

I don't know why but I'm feeling quite euphoric at the moment and talkative to my co-workers which is NOT LIKE ME AT ALL!!

WHAT'S GOING ON??

I seem to have dominated "Got Anything Random To Say"!

I'll step back and let someone else share the limelight!