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Anubis
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15 Sep 2006, 7:40 pm

It is used to fuel spaceships.

What is a heretic?



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15 Sep 2006, 7:42 pm

it is when a tic comes over here... that is why they are not callled theretics..

what did this smiley see 8O ?



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15 Sep 2006, 7:45 pm

It is watching a children's TV show

Is the earth flat?



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15 Sep 2006, 7:56 pm

no is box shaped

who invented this -->?



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15 Sep 2006, 9:31 pm

The ancient Phoenicians, or maybe CockneyRebel, you'll have to ask her.

Are you in the right body?



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16 Sep 2006, 12:00 am

I've always thought I was more of a sentient computer virus stored inside a biological robot. I suppose it could be stored inside any other robot and be just about the same thing, just as long as the program was written in a third-generation programming language and transferable to a different operating system. So, since this body is functional, it'll have to do.

(Well, you SAID "Aspie-style"!)

What, exactly, does my dog dream about when he twitches his feet in his sleep?


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16 Sep 2006, 3:36 am

You're rubbing his... belly. At least that's what I dream about when I twitch. I think.

So what would the anti-virus software look like? Something that renders you senseless and returns you to a pre-conscious (pre-self-aware) state of grace?


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16 Sep 2006, 6:01 am

Nope, most of them look abit like spiderwebs.

Why doesn't atoms intersect?



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16 Sep 2006, 10:31 am

If they did, they'd be called Condominatoms.

Why has'nt the 30 hour day been invented yet?



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16 Sep 2006, 1:34 pm

There aren't enough hourse in the world to go around.

When will we all have a mass field trip to the water park?



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16 Sep 2006, 1:48 pm

It hasn't been a half hour since we all ate.


Where is Waldo, and why hasn't he called?


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16 Sep 2006, 1:50 pm

In prison, and he used his only phone call to order pizza.

When will they make a statue of me?



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16 Sep 2006, 1:55 pm

Never. They thought it would frighten the children :p .



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16 Sep 2006, 1:56 pm

Hanging from your ceiling fan.

What are they doing up there?



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16 Sep 2006, 2:04 pm

Long story. Involved two hookers, a night of drinking, a toaster, and many regrets.


How do I get them down from there?


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16 Sep 2006, 2:05 pm

You shot down the fan, ripping the pants in the process and killing the upstairs neighbour.

Why do stairs have that shape and not another?