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If I was being very mean, I could also introduce a few new ones.

If I was being extraordinarily mean, I could refrain from mentioning them explicitly and leave everyone wondering to madness about The Unknown!

Well, either way, you'd be being mean. (Success!)
(Actually, my friendcrush started my obsession with Portal by showing me "Still Alive". He regrets it to this day. Also, I'm not going to bother anymore with the forward-slash in the term "friendcrush".)

I'm off to bed now. G'night! Sleep loosely! Let the bedbugs bite until you cry for mercy!

B'night! Sleep right (and left 'til sunrise)! Let the beds bug mite (and spiders, for that matter)!

JH stands for jam hoagies.

Playing with lenses does not make you a clone of me.

Sherlock Holmes' silhouette is much nicer than your...beak.

Dear jamieevren, Did you know that the Sherlock Holmes stories were a favorite of Queen Victoria?
May I do you a favor? I'd like to do a partial translation of a Certain Person's latest posts;
"extraordinarily mean" just means "typical Kevinjh mean".
When he writes about mites and spiders, check your window locks.
He is not supposed to play with lenses AT ALL; Ever hear of the Great Chicago Fire? He is older than he looks.

Sylkat

Sssssss! There was never a fire!

Dear Kevinjh, No Chicago Fire? NO Chicago Fire?

Pray tell the cause of hundreds of flattened buildings amidst piles of ashes?

Perhaps an eruption of a previously-unknown gigantic volcano, which no one has ever seen or even heard of?

I notice you did not deny tossing spiders and mites and bedbugs through people's windows.
Unless your used your Igors to do the dirty work.

Sylkat

Sssssss! The sky is always dark gray and I would never hire an Igor!

silly cat

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whoops, sorry kevinjh. i didn't even notice you'd posted :P

Dear Kevinjh,
So you admit that the sky IS dark gray? You will not insist that the dimness is caused by the mythical Chicago volcano?

You know very well that Igors are included when a Hidden Fortress Laboratory is constructed.

Dear Bucephalus, perhaps your cat is silly, but mine (his name is Beast) is actually pretty smart. And he bites.

Sylkat

is a very nice person(thats suppose to make you mad)

Hmmm, maybe I should send a cmail to Yethmarthter Uberwald.

Dear Kevinjh, I believe that I shall consult danmac about this Chicago Fire issue, inasmuch as Chicago appears to be where danmac is located.
Aren't the Clacks closed on weekends?

Dear danmac, um have you possibly noticed any large smokey volcanoes appearing and disappearing in the vicinity of your wind blown city? Perhaps popping up in that rather large lake you've got?

Sylkat

Come to think of it, they are closed until an undetermined date because of that buffoon Gilt and his policy of favoring short-term gains over steady, long-term gains.