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11 Nov 2013, 5:50 am

WitchsCat wrote:

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. [points to a large rock] That's where I saw the leprechaun.

Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.

Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson: [uneasily] Uh-huh.

Ralph: (About fire) "At my home, we call them uh-ohs."

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11 Nov 2013, 10:54 am

Lt. Murtaugh: I dropped the, uh, nerd off next door at the, uh, nerd house. His parents were very upset.

Carl: Why? Because he was in jail?

Lt. Murtaugh: No, because I brought him back.

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11 Nov 2013, 7:54 pm

"And now, the starting offensive lineup for the Eastern Division Champions, the Toronto Argonauts!"

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12 Nov 2013, 9:08 am

“It won't work,' Mr. Bentley continued, sipping his tea. 'No matter how hard you try to be what you once were, you can only be what you are here and now. Time hypnotizes. When you're nine, you think you've always been nine years old and will always be. When you're thirty, it seems you've always been balanced there on that bright rim of middle life. And then when you turn seventy, you are always and forever seventy. You're in the present, you're trapped in a young now or an old now, but there is no other now to be seen.”
-Ray Bradbury

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12 Nov 2013, 5:58 pm

Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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12 Nov 2013, 10:31 pm

Please, give me back my BC Lions jersey!

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13 Nov 2013, 8:16 am

“There’s no point in believing in things that exist.”
-Terry Pratchett

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13 Nov 2013, 5:39 pm

Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?

Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.

Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?

Ferris: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me.

Maitre D': Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?

Ferris: Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?

Maitre D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Ferris: Snooty?

Maitre D': Snotty.

Ferris: Snotty?

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13 Nov 2013, 6:37 pm

"These three contestants are about to play the most exciting game of their lives!"

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13 Nov 2013, 7:35 pm

I see the light... it burns!

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13 Nov 2013, 7:45 pm

I want a t-shirt that says "I got your Popeye's Red Beans and Rice right here." On the back will be just a picture of the red beans and rice.

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13 Nov 2013, 8:59 pm

Sweaters are more better than suits, IMO.

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14 Nov 2013, 11:37 am

Rusty Shackleford

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14 Nov 2013, 2:26 pm

GO LEOS!

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14 Nov 2013, 2:48 pm

Richard + Oversees + Yonder + Great + Building + Venue = the visible light spectrum (in order of increasing frequency)

Vets + Buy + Gadgets + You + Operate + Remotely = the visible light spectrum (in order of increasing wavelength)

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14 Nov 2013, 3:25 pm

*sigh*

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