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09 Jul 2006, 3:49 pm

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my current thought is drawing pictures. [wow i'm not thinking of xemnas for once]

by thinking about 'not thinking about him'...doesn't that make you think about him


dang that makes sense to me and usually i don't understand stuff like that.
but yeah it kinda does. *goes back to thinking about xemnas and saix*

xemnas: she always thinks about me because i'm the best.
saix: big ego. *points at xemnas*
xemnas: *rolls eyes*
*suddenly zexion comes running in with just his boxers on*
xemnas and saix: O_O what the.
zexion: i lost another game strip poker to luxord.
xemnas: -_- i'll make you some new clothes.
saix: *laughs histaricly*
zexion: *growls*

that the weirdest idea i've ever got for a skit yet. :)


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09 Jul 2006, 5:16 pm

Why is it lately that I show up to places moments too late.



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09 Jul 2006, 5:33 pm

cats can count backwords.... i will not show you proof



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09 Jul 2006, 5:40 pm

Raph522 wrote:
cats can count backwords.... i will not show you proof


This is completely random.



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09 Jul 2006, 5:44 pm

are chickens offended when roosters call them girls



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09 Jul 2006, 5:47 pm

The vast majority of girls I know don't actually get offended when guys refer to them as chicks. (shrugs)



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09 Jul 2006, 5:50 pm

i don't either... uncomfortable (people looking at me)... but some girls go crazy and yell and scream....



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09 Jul 2006, 5:57 pm

Haven't encountered that yet. Most people I know have bigger fish to fry then blasting someone about semantics.



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09 Jul 2006, 5:58 pm

fish taste better grilled



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09 Jul 2006, 6:07 pm

Mahi-mahi is awesome grilled. Especially on a sandwich.



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09 Jul 2006, 6:08 pm

what else is on the sandwitch... what type of bread...



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09 Jul 2006, 6:15 pm

Well, anything you like on most sandwiches (like lettuce or anything else). Bread can be optional too, but I think it's best with some sort of toasted bun.

Mahi-mahi is tasty, soft and juicy.



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09 Jul 2006, 6:16 pm

tomatoes???? any condiments???? be specific!! !



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09 Jul 2006, 6:27 pm

Yes. Whatever you like on a fish sandwich is appropriate. Same options are available.



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09 Jul 2006, 6:36 pm

phoenixjsu wrote:
Yes. Whatever you like on a fish sandwich is appropriate. Same options are available.

Then what condiments are appropriate for a $hit sandwich?? :wink: :lol:


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10 Jul 2006, 1:18 am

i just thought up a skit that i have to post forgive me for this.

*xemnas is sitting at his desk one morring in our castle with no name*
xemnas: slow day today *leans back in his chair* axel hasn't even bothered me yet *sighs* i guess i should be thankful.
*xemnas slowly closes his eyes to sleep through the rest of the day*
meanwhile out in the hallway.
*luxord walks down the hallway shuffling his cards*
luxord: i need some people to play strip poker with me *looks at the door to xemnas' office* one down. *walks in the room* hey xemnas!!
*xemnas is shooken awake and nerly falls out of his chair*
xemnas: don't you guys and larxene ever knock!!
luxord: saix does.
xemnas: that's because i gave him that x on his face remember!! hmm come to think of it you all could use a few scars and i could use some obbedent [can't spell] members. *whips out light swords\aerial blades* now hold still.
luxord: sure you can tear me up if you beat me in strip poker.
xemnas: no way in hell.
luxord: what!?! big tough leader xemnas is to afraid of losing to me?
xemnas: *growls* ok your on and when i win you'd better hold still.
luxord: no problem.
*both go off to play strip poker along with marluxia, narcore, sephiroth, saix, and roxene*
*a few hours later i find xemnas leaning against a wall*
xemnas eh where did you chothes go to.
xemnas: strip poker i eventually gave up before i lost my pants too.
and what about the rest.
xemnas: marluxia lost everything.
everything?
xemnas: yep he lost all his clothes. seph gave up after losing his gloves the lightwieght.
seph: *walks up* at least i'm not walking around with only pants on.
xemnas: hey you got your gloves back.
seph: with masamune i can do wonders. *walks away*
xemnas: anyway narcore lost his jacket and and won't leave his room i don't know why he doesn't look that bad without it. and saix didn't losing anything.
O_O wow he won!?
xemnas: no he kept going beserk every time he lost and luxord didn't bother with trying to get anything from him. and roxene well being all of us that were playing are guys we all hoped she would lose first. we got her to take everything but her underwear off and those would have been next if i was the only one there. but she refused and after getting out her weapon we didn't argue.
*glares*
xemnas: what.
guys <_<
xemnas: what can you blame me she has nice body.
yes i can cause i don't care about that i'm not bi or gay. well anyway which way is marly's room.
xemnas: *points* that way.
*runs off*
xemnas: and she says i'm bad.

opps it wasn't suppose to be that long but i love doing my skits their so fun. please don't kill me.


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