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Rhisiart_Steffan
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16 Sep 2006, 2:13 pm

not sure.

why does gernic aspirin have the warning contains aspirin?


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16 Sep 2006, 2:14 pm

Because of stupid legal requirements.

Why those requirements anyway?



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16 Sep 2006, 4:05 pm

because somewhere in the world is an idiot that does not relieze asprin contains asprin

what???



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16 Sep 2006, 5:21 pm

It's not me!! you can't prove a thing!

Why does some fish taste fishy and other fish does'nt??



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16 Sep 2006, 5:27 pm

Because some fish are a fishier breed than others.

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16 Sep 2006, 5:34 pm

it could be.... i do not know about you in 93 so i will say no...... :?

how do you make conversations sound interesting



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16 Sep 2006, 11:39 pm

Turn the volume up and down.

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17 Sep 2006, 12:13 am

Man, that pushes the boundaries of even MY taste (comming from someone wh thinks that chili-dogging is hilarious) Sam Kinnison has a good joke about that one!!

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17 Sep 2006, 10:30 am

Correct, you should be eating cookies by now.

Why are keys useful?



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17 Sep 2006, 11:28 am

They unlock boxes. :roll:

Why do aspie guys have a hard time making/keeping girlfriends??



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17 Sep 2006, 12:00 pm

Because they try to make them out of what they think they want. We need to try to accept them as they are.


Why does the ocean sound so loud, but yet peaceful.


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17 Sep 2006, 1:44 pm

You live in Indy, that's not the ocean you're hearing. It's I-70!! ! :roll:

Since there's a "Tourist Season", why are'nt we allowed to shoot them??


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17 Sep 2006, 1:50 pm

only the queen can grant that.

Why did america revolt again britian really and not the tax rubbish witch is lies by the way?


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18 Sep 2006, 10:07 pm

I don't know.

Will I go back to being the carefree Flower Child that I was, when I started College in 93?



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18 Sep 2006, 10:59 pm

The american colonists were frightened by the prospect of double decker horse carriages.

No, you will be an anxiety-ridden flower child constantly hiding from lawn mowers.



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18 Sep 2006, 11:28 pm

Because Smashmouth (remember them?) Has the rights to that song.

Why does by beer have stuff floating in it??


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